The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae.
The pineapple is native to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple plant to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations. The fruit, particularly its juice, has diverse uses in cuisines and desserts.
Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant normally propagates from the offset produced at the top of the fruit or from a side shoot, and typically matures within a year.

1772 illustration of an Ananas comosus pineapple which was given the early scientific name of Cardus brasilianus folius aloes by Banhius in 1623
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I got married last night.
My partner and I have been living as though we were married for over a decade but haven’t had the actual marriage license for various reasons. I’m going to have good insurance soon, so it makes sense to get married so my partner can be covered
We got married online by a service that uses the 1 county in the US that allows it. The guy who did the service was actually amazing. He seemed genuinely happy for us, didn’t try to push any kind of particular process or religious stuff, and actually got a little teary eyed at the end.
I live in the poorest part of my city, and just found out an apartment complex I walk past everyday is in the middle of a tenant strike against their Israeli slumlord. Even the people here I like I’ve met haven’t read any actual leftist texts, so seeing people so close to me geographically take direct action is cool

Old but still funny to remember as the US makes their detention facilities even more draconian than they already are.
Why is no one ever linking Noncompete and Luna Oi here?
Their material is like the only surviving part of “breadtube” that hasn’t decayed into rot. It has instead aged like wine.
Browser companies be like:
Introducing “idiot pissing in public” button. With this highly requested button (requested by 2 very annoying people), you can look at the random pictores of people pissing in public. To make space for it, we removed 2 very unused buttons: back button and settings button. If you are behind times, you can activate back function by saying “oiyoayoayoayo” to microphone (be careful, if it is too loud or too quiet, it will donate 100 dollars to IsraelGPT). To access settings menu, just press control+shit+alt+tab+capslock+F
it is august 19 and stalin saved the world from fascism
Lady at the drug testing place told me my piss was hot
yeah ok, pervert.
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This is a small rant. Don’t mind me. I’m just a little pissy right now.
CW: The following paragraphs discuss some touchy subjects but don’t go far into detail about them. Suicidal ideation alluded to as well.
I’ve been around these parts for a very long time. Over ten years now in total if you include the subreddit when it was around. To this day, I still don’t quite understand the general culture that were centered around.
Like I thought this community was built from general empathy and attempting to minimize issues for others. Things such as requiring CWs for touchy topics (e.g. meat, suicidal ideation, and the like) was always a thing that seemed central to how hexbear in particular was built. Empathy really being the central theme. Seemingly.
Gods save me if I’m not reminded quite often that it’s not the case. Particularly getting pretty ratioed in that topic involving the new Kelly comic being the newest example. Another being having some folks minimizing SA (this one was a bit ago). And the last time I left the site was someone triggering me to the lowest point in my life. I’m genuinely glad I’m still alive after that. The individual in question blocked me and had no repercussions enacted upon them. I will forever be sour about that interaction and I genuinely have no idea why I came back here after that, but here I am.
What I’m saying here ultimately is that, in my eyes, admin and mods need to consider a few things. One is they need to iron out the rules a little better, figuring out what falls where and where boundaries exist. Two is that the rules then need to actually be implemented and proper punishment meted out against offending individuals. Cause honestly, just as it always has been, things are not done evenly here and never has been. And really, empathy should be a central theme for this community, all things considered.
I love my mom but every time we talk about work and stuff I have to find new and unique ways to explain to her that I’m not interested in spending every single waking moment of my life earning money and I really just want to spend the minimum amount of time working so that I can buy food for me and my dog and pursue my hobbies and even stuff like my plan to add more certifications to my resume is really just me pursuing ways to reduce the number of hours per week I have to work to make just barely enough.
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