I used to take pictures of Biggs , now I’m a girl :3
pronouns are she/her/
crunch
no no, they’re just a myth to trick kids into eating their veggies
The Plan? Put something in the love hotel that even asexual people can enjoy
what instead of balatro is was phalatro and instead of being about poker it was about dicks
you think anyone in like… late medieval Cairo really knew what the Pyramids were? Or were they just like “The defining feature of our city is these colossal stone triangles built by an unfathomably ancient civilization who nobody knows anything about”
man doesn’t have a forehead, he’s got a fortyhead
we have a tagline suggestion thread?
HOT TAKE: maybe i’d like elon musk more if he wore a rainbow propellor beanie
i can only wish that capitalists actually wore such jovial and silly hats
shit, if this keeps up, my cover as a trans woman might be blown
users from other instances cannot appreciate the fine art of hexbear posting
Is this a quote or did you write this? 🔥✍️🔥
it’d be a lot more fun if the average player understood that they’re just a silly little guy playing a silly little video game instead of throwing a tantrum that you’re bad or not playing optimally or whatever. Just let me play my silly non meta shit in peace and not scream and cry when you lose
I thought that was from eating the lunch meat they have at Kroger
How awful! They deserve worse!
beep boop. i am a robot. beep boop