Terminator vision sweeps across the room.
Analysis: Area Rug: Chinese(99%), TV: Chinese(83%), Cargo Shorts: Indonesian(chinese?)(92%), Male intestine(large) Angloid(88%+/- 20% Chinese)
Terminator vision sweeps across the room.
Analysis: Area Rug: Chinese(99%), TV: Chinese(83%), Cargo Shorts: Indonesian(chinese?)(92%), Male intestine(large) Angloid(88%+/- 20% Chinese)
I made the screenshot. Hell yeah
Big feet aren’t ideal for regimented factory or agricultural labor, and thus deemed to have no economic benefit & were slowly driven to extiction by habitat encroachment, with the 2020 California wildfires wiping out the last known flock.
Cucumbers are from the cucurbeanis family, as opposed to true beanii from the ligmagume family.
I’ll give you a gram of weed for it.
Lmao, I used to offer a dub of weed for someone’s soul back when i was selling. Had 'em sign a tiny contract with a prick of their blood and everything. Had like 8 of them by the time i graduated and stopped. Put them all in a bird nest. They belong to whatever Bluejays worship now.
One of them crawled out of his goddamn ear.
I’ve accepted im not quitting nicotine, but vaping is still killing me. So now I just kinda want one of those diabetic insulin monitors/pumps with nicotine and caffine and maybe adderall. A nice regulated release right into my abdomen.
I’ve been expecting you to shit yourself.
Pretty sure the joka one hit frontpage on hexbear. I remember upvoting it at least
My dirty secret: Never used an ad-blocker. I’m out here rawdoggin’ the internet. No blinders no PPE
Prime military strategy revolves around quick, decisive attacks, after which you come to a complete stop, immediatly short of the enemies artillery lines they’ve spent the last 8 years sighting in.
Help, im trapped down here in this basement. Cast down your dick like rapunzel and tug me out of this wreched hole.
Nah, we mostly post hogs. You should try it.
You gotta attack from two angles here. For the wildlife, you can spread scent-based deterrants around like linseed or cotton oil, or a salt circle, or a bunch of piss. Try to puff yourself up really large and make as much noise as you can while cursing the local spirits and gods in dire hubris that you claim this land as your own. Get good at animal calls and beatbox that shit back to them louder. Just really mog the shit outta the genius loci and make any fae feel like the property values are falling.
For your son, sit down and talk to them about the dangers of rabies and beastwiles. Consider getting them individual therapy and a piece of cold-wrought iron to carry around. Make sure they know how to reliably and safely operate a gun, and understand the basics of electroplating.