You didn’t get the chance to utterly solidify your hatred for the two bastards beyond what you thought was possible

I forgot to leave out milk and cookies for Osanta Bin Laden last night is his ghost gonna fly a piper cub through my bedroom

redditor confronts post-2018 humor once

WE DID A SYNTHESIS

chiitan fiddling riding an atv and chucking a fiddle off a cliff while twitter burns

Let a thousand BSWs bloom

Chicks rock

theyre really going all in on promoting the new book, huh

If roombas existed in the early 70s Nixon would definitely tell his fixers to use one to sprinkle pcp across the floor of some editor for the la times

but I give the Democrats credit for being significantly less freaky than the Republicans

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴publicans, you say? 👅

The internet has fucking ruined me yall have full rights to gun me down for this

goys

I know it just means “non-Jew” and all but if I were you I’d stay away from using it in a title, too many bad connections

I can’t though because all my posts are good ;)

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could pick me out and I could just go pick up my truck or you can just come pick me out of my truck or something and I could go to your house or you can pick me out from there or you could go pick me out and I could pick up and pick it out and I could take you home or whatever and I can just go pick it out and you could pick you out of there or you can come home if that’s cool too I just have a lot to eat whatever works out whatever you like I can pick you can just pick you out there I just have a great night and I’ll see if I don’t want you can just tell him I don’t care about it just don’t be mean I just want you can pick me out there is nothing to be honest I just don’t care what I don’t want you can pick me a good day and I’ll pick you up at all I love and I’ll pick up the car and I’ll pick up my mom can I just want you can you don’t have a great night love and I’ll pick up whatever

me after picking everything in my life up

Ofc, we all know that his actual summer playlist is probably like 70% Phil Collins

Ireland - a country that immediately springs to mind as one surrounded by enemies

Only one enemy but technically true

The Martian (2015)

it wasnt, any sufficiently Succulent Chinese Meal upholds his legacy of wordsmithery and unshakable opposition to police overreach

Baseless doomerism imo

last holdouts of the post-2016 nascent left movement

I can see why you’d view it that way what with Bush and Bowman’s losses, but one losing season in one electoral arena doesn’t mean that people will go back to being fine with $50k surgeries. This wasn’t on the level of, say, the coordinated Nixon era COINTELPRO campaigns that snuffed out the New Left. There’s still a lot of local and state-level DSA wins, and the orgs that didn’t burn themselves out after the initial post-bernie/covid/blm surge in activity are as strong as ever afaik

This site was in the tank for Kamala ever since we started off