@_Devil
He says “Tampon in STEAK???” likes it’s his first time reading it and he’s genuinely shocked
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Oh chestnut Puck you little rascal you.
You mean to tell me this is a den of otherworldly evil when Mr. Schnoz is so flippin cute?
Like do straight men even actually like women?
The idea of a woman to fuck is what they’re after, outside of that no.
The USA had a literal pandemic and they were like “okay make sure Chase Bank is safe and sound”.
You’re a shitposting Nostradamus
Shit, I don’t want to be but man it’s so easy to predict what the USA is going to do (hint: it’s always the wrong thing and it’s comically wrong).
Way better VP pick for Trump than couch fucker Vance.
Men today hate women and are like two steps away from advocating openly killing anyone who won’t fuck them.
Queen Shit
Did she shoot it in this pose?
The only way you can stop the optical illusion from moving is by using your third eye.
Sweetie he had blue hair, therefore he was a radical leftist barista.
lol cheapskate won’t even pay for plane tickets for his ukrainian mercenaries.
Here I was thinking the first Ukraine assassination was going to be done by Azov in Europe but no it turns out to be a white guy in fucking Florida
Instead of it being a young guy trying to impress Swift it’s one on her Swifties with a hello kitty rifle.
Praying it’s an Iranian sleeper agent revenge for Soleimani
Chud logic: The immigrants aren’t doing violence but we (white people) will.
MAGA communists in shambles over communist gun used to try and assassinate President Trunt.
[me dying on the floor from fentanyl] get…the…peppermint…narcan
[the emt] Sorry boss we only got cherry
[me] Ew gross! [dies]