“But don’t worry. Our next update will include an agentic self-repair feature based on Copilot that will automatically take initiative to change your settings, delete unnecessary files and read your email. Nothing could possibly go wrong.”
Actually, if that makes it onto the enterprise version of Windows, it could be fun. I’d love to pit Microsoft’s dumbass AI against my company’s dumbass IT policies.
“But don’t worry. Our next update will include an agentic self-repair feature based on Copilot that will automatically take initiative to change your settings, delete unnecessary files and read your email. Nothing could possibly go wrong.”
Incoherent anguished screaming
Actually, if that makes it onto the enterprise version of Windows, it could be fun. I’d love to pit Microsoft’s dumbass AI against my company’s dumbass IT policies.
“FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!”
“Man, you guys are bloodthirsty. Who are you hoping will win?”
“So long as someone dies in that pit today, we all win.”