Thats because people had to actively create more accounts in order to continue with the service they already had, so those would cancel out the canceled subscriptions. This is a different situation entirely.

What do you think the word “backhanded” means?

What sort of forms about buttplugs do we have?

Right, which is why it’s there at the end.

Buttplug

I met my wife twenty years ago, when I was 22 and she was 37. We had similar interests, liked each others personalities, and found each other attractive.

We also are friends with a couple with the same age gap, younger husband who’s the same age as my wife, and another couple with the same gap with the younger wife my age, all with stable, decades-long marriages. Compatible people are compatible; age just measures how long you’ve been on this rock.

And before the Internet, we were jacking it to the Sears catalog.

I do … she just had a real moment that day.

To be fair, the screen surface did protrude past the bezel, which is rather unusual.

Wife actually accidentally did this once :/

Some of us are trying to unfuck it. We’re not thrilled about the situation, either.

I know!

They don’t.

Well, one was.

$$$

An alien invasion couldn’t possibly make things worse.

Or be a really shitty copper merchant

That ends up making things kinda sticky tho

Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

Joke’s on you, putting him on your money makes Trump de-facto king of Canada! Checkmate, hosers.

Huh, looks like there were a few of them owned by the same group. Gross.

No, they tell each other that they are strong. They do not care what rational people think.