What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

That is the joke.

Champ, you’re the one reading way too much into this.

These are all good questions about stupid legislation.

Bazinga!

Ten bucks says he declares Marshal Law instead.

Oh, bless your heart. I was wishing you luck because clearly you’re going to need it.

Hey now, let’s be fair. Sometimes they just kill people to save themselves the trouble.

Good luck on your future endeavors.

To be fair, “buy more equipment” is not a great answer.

I already have bowls. And spoons.

Not even in theory, no.

How does that work with the melted part?

Bro that’s a salad

Not that you’d ever want spinach on a pizza, but otherwise, hell yeah

Nope, the CA/CO legislation requires that all applications utilize the OS-level age verification API!

Christ, what an asshole.

Christ, what an asshole.

I’d ask you the same question, chuckles, if you hadn’t already agreed with my initial assessment.

No, buttercup, it’s not a bad thing to point out that poor phrasing is poor.