Imagine getting triggered by women not wanting to be assaulted

I’ve been waiting for a repeat of this crossover for ten years!

I’ve been waiting for this crossover for twenty years

“This rape would be going a lot better for you if you’d just stop struggling so much!”

Narrator: It didn’t.

So, exactly what we expected

Zelda would be better

Bowie.

Barn door, horse, etc.

I’d vote for the two of them on a ticket

Instead, he found a turkey.

Even a simple “bruh” can help.

No, that’s where we got the word horstel.

Tim Microsoft?

Me at work after a regular Tuesday evening

Reminds me of college

What’s your demographic? Middle-aged white guy?

Just the smallest shit. One iota. One atom.

Don’t give in to what those fuckers want.

You don’t need to be a rockstar. Almost nobody’s a rockstar. We need you to be you and to give at least one shit.