NutWrench

" . . . and an RV and a garage full of boats and jet skis."

“For years, mankind has yearned to destroy the Sun.” - CM Burns.

“What’s stopping men from dressing like this?”

Dignity and self-respect?

He practically said, “I’ve been bullshit*ting you.”

If you work 40 hours a week and you STILL can’t afford to pay basic living expenses, then your economy sucks.

A dog will try to save your life if you’re drowning. A cat will sit on your head to keep from getting wet while you’re drowning.

Nah. Jokes are funny.

We have to accept false dichotomies because the only alternative is cannibalism.

I grew up watching WW2 movies and the Nazis were never shown as being anything other than Bad Guys. I would love to know how anyone grows up here in the U.S. and doesn’t know that.

6:30am “Vrrrrroooooooooooooomm!” for about a minute.

Silence for 45 seconds.

“Vrrrooooooooooooom!” for about a minute.

Repeat for the next 1 1/2 hours.

“Why are our sales plummeting?”

Because you didn’t spend any part of that price hike on improving the quality of your food.

1980’s conservatives: “Why don’t you move to Russia if you don’t like it here?”

2020’s conservatives: “Why don’t we move to Russia if we don’t like it here?”

Trump later claimed that he may have drawn more supporters on Jan. 6, 2021 than “Martin Luther King when he did his speech.”

1. Lol, No. And
2. Make sure you remind people about January 6th as often as possible, Donald. You know, the day you tried to overthrow the government. You absolute idiot.

It probably happened. If you’ve shown the whole world that you bomb refugee camps and international food relief convoys, then you don’t get “the benefit of the doubt” anymore.

Trump is un-mutual. You kiss his ass, you give him money and in return, he gives you . . . nothing. Trump doesn’t care about anything except Trump. I don’t know why people took so long to figure this out. He’s been doing it for at least 40 years.

“Project 2025 will weaken the middle class.”

Project 2025 will destroy the middle class. It is a guide to creating a Judge Dredd universe where the only people living in it will be the Super Rich and Super F*cking Poor. They’re not even trying to hide it.

There are many creatures in nature that warn others that they are toxic or dangerous by having bright colors, warning sounds or by wearing little red hats.

I didn’t think the MAGAs could find a stupider fashion accessory than those dumb, red hats but somehow, they found a way.

Our government was corrupted the moment the courts accepted the “Corporations are people/ Money is speech” arguments. At that moment, the government stopped representing the needs of ordinary people and only represented the needs of billionaires and their lobbyists.

It’s taking a long time to play out but it’s going to end badly.

I’m seeing this on YouTube, as well. I’m interested in gaming and entertainment, but in the last couple of months, I’ve been getting absolute right-wing dipsh*ttery in my “Recommended” list.

It feels to me like YouTube is trying to rage-bait users into engaging in this trash, even when those users have shown no interest in it.