They don’t control my tivo recordings.

Which is why everyone should oppose ATSC 3.0.

With ATSC 3.0, TV stations can literally insert ads overlayed on screen at any point.

They can use your tv’s smart functions to literally track your behavior.

They can refuse to allow you to record tv stations entirely, or just kndividual shows.

They can delete shows without your consent. They can block you from watching shows. They can make OTA tv programing pay per view.

I’m not saying they ARE doing this, or are planning it, but they CAN. And if capitalism has taught me anything it’s “fuck you, pay us, and then pay us again, and fuck you again”.

See…humans are stupid. We could all be living in lush rich forests, having sex in bright sunny fields, with no cares in the world.

Instead, we all have jobs, and make ourselves slaves to them. We hand over control of all aspects of our lives to corporations.

Instead of utopia, we live in a parking lot jungle. Where the profits for paid parking are more important than affordable housing, and rent control.

And it all rolls downhill. Even television is trying its hand at enshitification. Don’t buy a smart tv. Don’t buy ATSC 3.0 anything. Tell these fuckers to fuck off!

Can confirm.

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Uhhhh…anyone know if that pun was intended, or a happy accident?

He might even get a finger wagged at him!

…is this like how the BIG MAC is actually an accurate representation of inflation? Is the NBA draft an accurate representation of decades?

There’s way more DIY going on in the 2020s I feel.

Yeah, because nobody can afford to have quality craftsmanship these last 3 decades. So now people are like “FINE! I’LL DO IT MYSELF!”

The 20s this century suck!

This explains so much! So THAT’S why I masturbate! I was addicted as a teenager, and I guess I’m going to be addicted for life.

I mean…it worked in WWII.

See, there was this guy named Hitler, who wanted to take over the world, and kill the Jews.

Then two jewish teens from Cleveland created Superman.

So Superman goes off, fights the nazis, and was on his way to Hitler’s house, to give him a lecture about why killing is bad, but Hitler heard Superman was coming. So he killed himself before Superman got there.

True story.

So that middle management can justify their existence!

Adult Charlie Brown just isn’t the same.

Here I was thinking everybody twerk and clap those cheeks.

These past 80 years sure have been dreadful.

Yep, each and every one of the 80 years since 2016.

Volunteer to do what? Outside of killing ICE, I’m not sure what to do.

Wait…trump is saying the 2024 election was rigged?

Uhhhhh, interesting choice of stratagy. Guess we’ll have to swear in Kamala immediately, if trump is admitting to election fraud now.

What if I have no arms or legs?

No no no. First you do the walk like an egyptian dance. Then flash your hazzards. Then play peekaboo.

Mantis starts beating off with a purple dildo

Me: “…the fuck is he doing?”

Instructions unclear. Ended up doing the wave (like you see at baseball stadiums) alone in a car.

Uhhhhh, that just means you’re a terrible businessman, who ran a long standing major chain into the ground.