Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 hours agoChocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down113
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareChocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 7 hours agoHaving the ability to lie and manipulate with no remorse will get you much further in this world than having morals and being correctmessage-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1227arrow-down120
arrow-up1207arrow-down1message-squareHaving the ability to lie and manipulate with no remorse will get you much further in this world than having morals and being correctTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 7 hours agomessage-square52fedilink
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoUp to half of the earth's population doesn't have an inner monologue, up to half of the earth has never had a shower thoughtmessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down114
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareUp to half of the earth's population doesn't have an inner monologue, up to half of the earth has never had a shower thoughtHappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square34fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 hours agoWhy is it called independence Day tomorrow? Shouldn't it be undependents day? At any rate we screwed it up.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down112
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWhy is it called independence Day tomorrow? Shouldn't it be undependents day? At any rate we screwed it up.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 hours agomessage-square7fedilink
Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agoCold water was probably less refreshing for early humans due to most cold water likely only being available during colder weather.message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down123
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareCold water was probably less refreshing for early humans due to most cold water likely only being available during colder weather.Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilink
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours agoIts likely a very large percentage of people would choose to have been born earlier than they were if given the choice.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down12
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareIts likely a very large percentage of people would choose to have been born earlier than they were if given the choice.plus-squarebridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours agomessage-square31fedilink
Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agoConspiracy theorist always claim pyramid are build by aliens or giants, but then it could be just Sphinx covering their poop.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down111
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareConspiracy theorist always claim pyramid are build by aliens or giants, but then it could be just Sphinx covering their poop.Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square8fedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agoThe simulation seems to respond to my inputs. The closer I get to doing the right thing the more terrifying the world becomes.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down18
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareThe simulation seems to respond to my inputs. The closer I get to doing the right thing the more terrifying the world becomes.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilink
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish · 17 hours agoSo long as it's not poisonous, there really is an audience for any taste.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down11
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareSo long as it's not poisonous, there really is an audience for any taste.plus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoNothing has helped me learn to trust my instincts more than trying to plug in hundreds of USB devices over the yearsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down13
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareNothing has helped me learn to trust my instincts more than trying to plug in hundreds of USB devices over the yearsplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square13fedilink
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 days agoIf nudity was more widely accepted, tattoos would be more popular.message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down133
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareIf nudity was more widely accepted, tattoos would be more popular.jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 days agomessage-square29fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days agoIt used to be just weird Christians, but now everyone's pretty much on board with burning Harry Potter books.message-squaremessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1223arrow-down131
arrow-up1192arrow-down1message-squareIt used to be just weird Christians, but now everyone's pretty much on board with burning Harry Potter books.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days agomessage-square60fedilink
Tattorack@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoThe name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1225arrow-down122
arrow-up1203arrow-down1message-squareThe name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.plus-squareTattorack@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square68fedilink
whaleross@lemmy.world · 3 days agoDogs should have tags with the name of their owners tooplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down13
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareDogs should have tags with the name of their owners tooplus-squarewhaleross@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square17fedilink
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 5 days agoHow do animals in the Peppa Pig universe work?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down14
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareHow do animals in the Peppa Pig universe work?plus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square41fedilink
altphoto@lemmy.today · edit-220 hours agoGMO new fruit trees to help their survivalplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareGMO new fruit trees to help their survivalplus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.today · edit-220 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 3 days agomaybe... just maybe... it's actually the sun that's making me sleep laterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down14
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squaremaybe... just maybe... it's actually the sun that's making me sleep laterplus-squareAatube@kbin.melroy.org · 3 days agomessage-square7fedilink
fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 5 days agoTaking screenshots of everything is no different than elders printing out emails.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1168arrow-down114
arrow-up1154arrow-down1message-squareTaking screenshots of everything is no different than elders printing out emails.plus-squarefleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 5 days agomessage-square35fedilink
DominatorX1@thelemmy.club · 4 days agoThere is a reality-translator built into me. It translates raw reality into the familiar time, space, things, people etc.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down113
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareThere is a reality-translator built into me. It translates raw reality into the familiar time, space, things, people etc.plus-squareDominatorX1@thelemmy.club · 4 days agomessage-square20fedilink
Yutzerfutz@lemmy.world · 7 days ago"Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list."message-squaremessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1765arrow-down138
arrow-up1727arrow-down1message-square"Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list."Yutzerfutz@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square71fedilink
