Literal actual vampire Peter Thiel
Peter Thiel, self proclaimed expert on the antichrist who does private lectures on the subject, looking like a literal necromancer lich whose “disguise self: human” spell is wearing off
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The reason he looks unearthly is because his face is trying to be 56, but he is trying to force it to look like a fit 35. Let yourself age bruh, then your skull won’t look like it is trying to escape through your face.
is bro off his blood boy?
Bad batch of adrenochrome I assume
smh even that is laced with fentanyl these days
How can someone so rich look so much like shit all the time? He’s got to have a personal doctor, nutritionist, trainer, etc. How does he always look like he’s about to drop dead?
Through fascist mysticism and their quack science immortal youth treatments
The fact that there are not extensive conspiracy theories about this guy’s appearance is really testament to the power of the ruling class narrative control. When you look like this, the burden of proof should be on you to prove you aren’t a reptile alien in disguise.
Same as elongated muskrat. Dude looks like a Dr Who character.
It’s like in videogames when you choose the evil path often your character starts looking more horrid to reflect your evil choices.
Isn’t he the “young blood transfusion” guy? cause then i would say his chosen solutions to whatever he thinks his problem is vastly contribute to the fact he looks like this.
there’s another guy on twitter who popularizes it with his bloodson, but yeah
Yep thats him
Industrial quantities of amphetamines.
He looks like a practical effect. Homie is just moist
Freedomcel is what I’m calling libertarians now
I don’t think Peter “bloodboy” Thiel has ever been happy.
No no no, blood boy is Bryan Johnson’s son.
Thiel having a blood boy has been a thing since before anyone knew who Bryan Johnson was. He’s the original “Guy who has a blood boy”
Good
Dude looks like a lizard person perpetually trying to escape its human shell.
Vincent D’Onofrio in Men in Black
In the early 1900’s, a popular for fix the symptoms of aging was directly implanting animal testicles. Not saying that’s what Thiel’s currently doing, but whatever he is doing seems to be working just as well.
Implant them where?
Straight up randomly in the abdomen, iirc.
How the hell did I miss that. I’ve never heard of this before.
This guy is an absolute trip:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley
Just super passionate about putting animal parts in people.
Occupation(s) | radio pioneer, charlatan
That’s a hell of a career choice
Early horseless carriage investor; flim-flam man; huckster
He was one of the early adopters of using radio to drum up business. When the US started cracking down, he went over to Mexico and developed high-powered “border blasters” that could reach the US.
Pirate radio before pirate radio was cool
If it wasn’t for the medical malpractice, I’d find him oddly inspirational.
i just read about this dude Voronoff who got rich graftin monkey testicles onto the testes of hundreds of men
Don’t you die of sepsis if someone does that to you?
i only read the wiki that i linked, it didn’t mention deaths; it does say the procedure involved very thin slices of monkey testes that were apparently absorbed when grafted. 🤷
ah. I thought whole-ass balls. I think if it’s small, then your body can deal with it.
lol Hitler used to get injected a shit ton of stuff made from pig organs.
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“surveillancephobic” got me like 😡
ikr? the tweet is tongue-in-cheek but it made me so angry cuz i feel like imma see it being used unironically tomorrow
Half the dipshits on reddit are probably already using it to make fun of libre types.
do NOT let The Atlantic or NYT see this post
I’d like to buy one of the authentic LOTR movie swords and push it through Peter Thiel’s eye sockets. Then say some shit like avada kadavra.
Give the swords to a trans woman, have her say “I am no man!” as she cuts his head off.
I thought this was a roundabout reference to the Macbeth “I was born by C-Section” thing. Was thinking “wow a stretch, but funny”.
I’ve never seen the LOTR movies and gave up in book 2. So forgive me that. I kinda liked it better when I thought you strechted Macbeth that far
To be fair, it isn’t exactly not that either
Was the original LOTR that reference too??? I guess Tolkien probably did look at Shakespeares answers during the exam
Yes, actually, even though Tolkien didn’t like Shakespeare. Here’s a short article and Wikipedia on this:
https://harmamaesmit.com/2013/07/12/tolkiens-take-that-to-shakespeare/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare's_influence_on_Tolkien
Anduril broken in half, one half each :D
The tips meet in the middle, it’s a date
I like where you’re going with this. If I couldn’t get the sword I’d even be satisfied with just 2 smeagol action figures, shoving them into his eye sockets and yelling “Preciousssss!”
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he looks unwell, like to a villainous extent
This man needs
his appearance and demeanor are legitimately terrifying
He’s like the real life personification of a comic book villain.
