“Hey hot lady, go kill Castro!”

“Okay”

later

“So is Castro dead?”

“Yeah about that…”

Baths make me feel good and smell nice.

AI tells me to put super glue on pizza and makes creepy images of anime girls with fucked up hands.

Yes, in it Mao shows up and shoots you for you petite Bourg consumerism.

Apparently that’s not legal. If you can’t run for president you can’t be vice president. Not that Trump would care but it’s not the legal loophole some think it is.

ICE? More like… uhhhhh… ISSE? IKKKE? Fuck! Mao help me!

SPOOOOOOON!

The grift has become so obvious I feel no sympathy for people who “fall” for it. The ignorance is willful.

I dunno the straights have some CRAZY drama

Look I was totally looking for a SFW rip of “My little sister is so cute but I don’t mean that in a sexual way but maybe I do and also her best friend is a demon who wants to enslave me”.

Bam! I told you not to stab your father in the dick he’s got work in the morning!!!

A New Jersey police chief has been accused of defecating on floors, spiking the department coffee with viagra and adderall, and stabbing an officer’s penis with a hypodermic needle among other assualt and harassment claims filed in a complaint.

Hey this is Bam Margera with Jackass and today me and Steve-O are taking over a New Jersey police station!

This needs to be an emote

No please! The fact those media outlets are just straight up funded by the US government makes it so easy to own Libs when they cite them! If you privatize US propaganda it will require so much more research to disprove them!

Hm, fair, still probably grannies tho

I know so many people who’s life cycle is just work-binge watch some show I’ve never heard of even though it’s in its 13th season now apparently-sleep-maybe get drunk and watch sports, and that’s it.

We give people shit for watching fucking “BreadTube” but the worst of that shit is still probably more intellectual stimulating than the 18th season of Doctor Sexy-Pants MD or Real Nanny’s of Tallahassee.

I think we gotta remember we’re in an online bubble here. “Normies”, for lack of a better term, don’t really experience the same cycles of cringe and based as online weirdos like us do. There’s people out there who still like Rick and Morty and Big Bang Theory, there’s people who don’t have any idea what Elon posts on Twitter, they just know him as based rocketship man.

Even if it’s no rigged, national polling is increasingly inaccurate. It’s all done by phones and anyone under 45 just lets anonymous numbers go to voicemail now. The only people getting polled are lonely grannies who will gladly talk the ear off of any human who will listen.

Be incoherent.