SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]
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14·18 hours agoher: take me right now
“an asshole”.
Hey now he paid for half.
Okay, true story from my trashy punk phase
(CW: discussion of sex)
spoiler
One time I hooked up with this crustie girl and the condom broke, and she was a bit freaked out but I was like “no worries I’ll just drive us to Walgreens and get Plan B”.
After we got there and I bought it she was like: “Wow thanks, usually when this happens I gotta buy the pill myself” cuz apparently most crustie dudes are too broke to drop $60 on a no-baby pill.
7·2 days agoGonna make one of those AI “meow meow” covers but for the Soviet National Anthem.
6·2 days agoHey this is exactly what I do when I’m lonely. Me and my 2D boys just get together to play poker and smash a few brewskies.
Ironically dead?
Wouldn’t the Rice President in China just be the President?
Reminder, Biden could legally assassinate Trump.
I’m honestly getting close to thinking AnPrims have a point
All the teens I work this openly admit to doing this.
I’m also in college right now and there was this international student I was in class with last semester who straight up could not speak English, and I saw him using AI all the time. Last day of class he did a presentation that was totally incoherent cuz it was clearly written by ChatGPT.
Xi watching Deng get struck down by Reagan: “Noooooo!!!”
I’m convinced the Libs are being cheeky with the Harry Potter references now, they saw us making fun of them for it and now they’re “owning it”.
I’m pretty close to filling my terabyte hard drive with movies hardly anyone has ever heard of.
Someone should check on Jay from RLM.
I’m forklift certified!
I also have above average upper body strength and can type fast.
Seems a lot of them are having come to Jesus moments(CW: r/neoliberal)
Reporter: “Ye… Yessss?”
“Sir, please leave the hospital grounds.”
“But I just wanna see the babies!”