No please! The fact those media outlets are just straight up funded by the US government makes it so easy to own Libs when they cite them! If you privatize US propaganda it will require so much more research to disprove them!

Hm, fair, still probably grannies tho

I know so many people who’s life cycle is just work-binge watch some show I’ve never heard of even though it’s in its 13th season now apparently-sleep-maybe get drunk and watch sports, and that’s it.

We give people shit for watching fucking “BreadTube” but the worst of that shit is still probably more intellectual stimulating than the 18th season of Doctor Sexy-Pants MD or Real Nanny’s of Tallahassee.

I think we gotta remember we’re in an online bubble here. “Normies”, for lack of a better term, don’t really experience the same cycles of cringe and based as online weirdos like us do. There’s people out there who still like Rick and Morty and Big Bang Theory, there’s people who don’t have any idea what Elon posts on Twitter, they just know him as based rocketship man.

Even if it’s no rigged, national polling is increasingly inaccurate. It’s all done by phones and anyone under 45 just lets anonymous numbers go to voicemail now. The only people getting polled are lonely grannies who will gladly talk the ear off of any human who will listen.

Be incoherent.

You can cry if you want to

That’s where dogs come from duh!

This is up there with the great avocado heist

You should watch the show Pantheon

I stab landlords with a katana constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

So, literally, do nothing, win

Thanks, this armchair is pretty comfy

They were also working in a country with an actual proletariat class is the thing.

Maoist Date Night:

At least he didn’t say he listened to cumtown

So there was this one time I was cleaning out a spare room at work with a coworker and we found an old 80s “Babe” poster ad. And he said “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.”

And I was just like, “wtf? That’s the most old timey horny phrase ever.”

need to reply with the Juche 🍔 version of this!

Uhhhh, critical support???