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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 20 小时前

Peter Thiel is not happy with you

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Peter Thiel is not happy with you

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 20 小时前
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  • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    20 小时前

    I’d like to buy one of the authentic LOTR movie swords and push it through Peter Thiel’s eye sockets. Then say some shit like avada kadavra.

    • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 小时前

      Give the swords to a trans woman, have her say “I am no man!” as she cuts his head off.

      • MLRL_Commie [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I thought this was a roundabout reference to the Macbeth “I was born by C-Section” thing. Was thinking “wow a stretch, but funny”.

        I’ve never seen the LOTR movies and gave up in book 2. So forgive me that. I kinda liked it better when I thought you strechted Macbeth that far

        • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          To be fair, it isn’t exactly not that either

          • MLRL_Commie [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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            15 小时前

            Was the original LOTR that reference too??? I guess Tolkien probably did look at Shakespeares answers during the exam

            • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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              Yes, actually, even though Tolkien didn’t like Shakespeare. Here’s a short article and Wikipedia on this:

              https://harmamaesmit.com/2013/07/12/tolkiens-take-that-to-shakespeare/

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare's_influence_on_Tolkien

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      19 小时前

      Anduril broken in half, one half each :D

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        17 小时前

        The tips meet in the middle, it’s a date crush

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      19 小时前

      I like where you’re going with this. If I couldn’t get the sword I’d even be satisfied with just 2 smeagol action figures, shoving them into his eye sockets and yelling “Preciousssss!”

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