You’ve been promoted to incorporeal.

CGM are a godsend, it sucks they’re fairly expensive. I was paying $85 a month for two meters. That’s no insurance. Finger pricking is still the cheapest option. Maybe use federal authority to bring down prices? Nah, let’s back a single company and pump them full of subsidies so venture capital can snatch them up and turn their product to shit.

Time’s up Donny! The American people are about to find out that you’re a big doo-doo head who is not good at imperialism. There will be hearings but not like last time. No, this time there will military experts. The guy who did Highway of Death will testify, under oath, that you’re a big doo-doo head who is not good at imperialism. Once the American People see that, it’s over. They will not tolerate a big doo-doo head who is bad at imperialism. They’re going to wait under 2028 and then they will vote like hell. Once you’re out we’ll have a real president like Gavin Newsome who is not a big doo-doo head and is good at imperialism. Then America will truly be great again.

His people spent all morning going on the Sunday news shows, telling everyone this isn’t a war and everything is complete. Then he just drops “You know what? Why shouldn’t we coup Iran?”

This is like one of those puzzles where you have to connect all the houses to the utilities using one line. How do you scratch in such a way that you hit all the areas with one stroke

Battlepass Economy.

The US becoming the only country to use nukes over a century and spanning two millennia.

what are headphones? is that when elderly people used to strap huge, heavy speakers to their head? thank goodness we have evolved past that.

Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.

Newkular weapons?! But those weapons are massively destructive!

Please, I don’t ask for much. I just want the Executive to handle tariffs, the military, and the central bank.

Damn I hate to have my attention diverted towards marginalized people and away from an insurance wework program.