mendiCAN [none/use name]

lol thanks for confirming i knew it was too bad to be true !

Blahaj: Goes out of its way to defend chasers and transphobes

uh oh, do i need to retract my “based” statement? i dunno enough about blahaj maybe

So glad I’m out of that shithole.

on the phone with his accountant

“what do you mean there’s no box on the bankruptcy form for ‘country’?”

In that case I’m in complete agreement with you.

🎶"I’m like a one eyed cat peepin in a seafood store"🎤

Nah, I love any n all subversion of authority. Tho it might alter the language it’s not the kids fault it’s the censors, and if the fallout is just me hittin up urban dictionary now and again ill do it with a gotdamn smile on my wrinkled-ahh face. Get em kids!

Never happier to be vegan, tho lacka FDA inspections will surely be fuckin up plant-based too

From the depths of red sea, Lord is my rock

Pope Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The Diocese

Went holy on that ass, but it’s still the same

The Church is the spot where I serve his name

Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don’t lose your grip

two-fizzay’s the yizzear for me to Pope up shit

Cruella couture

I like the way you wrote this, mind if i steal heavily reference it?

Lol mods! First they ban pooppoo and now they say we’re not peeoee enough! UlyssesT died for our sins

You got the new haircut you’ve been thinking bout?

Oh good. I never learned how to use 4chan which made me feel dumb. It’s done and gone and so too is my shame! Aaahahahahahahaha!

Head like a hole! Black as your soul! I’d rather and cede all control!