a soyjack on newgrounds dot com is some weird kind of anachronism
“default behaviors” is a pretty good dig
My mom’s home taped betamaxes of TOS
Gettin so zooted you do a coup
amerikkka has so much gun violence that years of lead shit hardly rises above the background noise
Cotylorhynchus and beans were separated by over a hundred million years. Cotylorhynchus lived from about 300 to 265 million years ago, and beans only emerged between 94 and 89 million years ago.
Cotylorhynchus was a synapsid, not a reptile. It was more closely related to mammals than to reptiles.
Remember that Lovecraft was a racist and the village of eldritch abomination worshipers represented the immigrants he was racist against
Not even having the self awareness to ask
[Dick Cheney] believes and he’s said publicly that there’s never been an individual in our country who is as grave a threat to our democracy as Donald Trump is
Imagining a better-than-fetterman 40k ork who doesn’t support the zionist entity because “DEYZ NO GOOD AT KRUMPIN’ EVEN WIF ALL DAT DAKKA, DEY ONLY KRUMP GITZ WOT KAN’T SKRAP GOOD. NO FUN!”
Watt actually had to do a weird goofy gear arrangement (sun and planet) because the normal obvious crank was already patented too.
The Sentinelese have the correct response to missionaries. First shoot their bibles as a warning then shoot them if they don’t leave.
Not just a golf course, but a golf course in Arizona
get billions of dollars from the government to hire more people
fire 20,000 people instead
Oh, poor Intel and its money woes
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
Unlimited annoyances upon drivers
Fred Hampton said not to do that
The classic first print is the benchy boat. Then you should print things that fix problems you have.