Oh boy!

So would a saddam-shaped pipe. Like, red glass Saddam. I need one of those.

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Probably because experience has taught them that. How many actual building fires have you been in, and how many fire alarms have you evacuated for? For me, 100% of the fire alarms I’ve evacuated for have either been a false alarm or a test.

Goddamned crackers, at it again

And all ten commandments, and…

Back in the 1900s

from pre-Communist Cuba

Yeah, that tracks

That’s the future they stole from us, the one that was promised to us as kids

A new Hitler youth

Or a Babylon 5 rotating tube

That’s depressing :c

I went into computer science anyway and am paying the price

Can I have the crust?

More like c/rust amirite?

What if I have to fart and the fart turns into a shit and I’m crowning already because of the fart but I’m not near a bathroom? Hmm?

“Imagine if the genders were reversed” as I install a new electrical outlet in a house

Gold plated spinners on the wheels

Where is this?

Since they’re all connected, this still works. I don’t care about biomes.