I’m sorry you had to find out this way
Can I have the crust?
I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time
OK but how did you not notice the smell of bread? And the pigeons gathering? And Kropotkins ghost constantly breaking in and trying to conquer it?
The TV. It was so loud I had Nickelodeon on and it played Ren and Stimpy. You know Ren ? and Stimpy ? love those guys. Anyways very loud playing over Kropotkin and the sound of the bread. Cant hear anything.
God damn TV gonna throw that boobtube out the window
please not the TV. I need it to watch Ren and Stimpy re-runs. Take a hamberder instead
I like bread
that’s right, bread serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy land!
Trust the plan
Can I have the crust?
More like
c/rustamirite?I’d murder you for that dad joke but I can’t leave all those cats dadless
Me when I’m in the oven, developing that c/rust people have been talking about.
Alright if it is bread, then we must teleport as much bread as possible.
This is praxis. Teleport the bread from the rich to the poor and start a socialist revolution
I think you mean toast.
So you’re saying I can pour beans on it?
You have to try it first.
Its bunreal. So much kneadless hate bread to this. Rye crust we be this way? Dough wonder (bread) wheat were toast and crumbled!
Is it whole grain?
Getting my daily hexbear bread portionthere’s no way hexbear is that preservative filled sawdust loaf. hexbear is real bread.
it’d take quite a contrived situation to make me unhappy about bread
beanbread
Falafel?
