“I worked hard to get the chance to kill people with drones” - Barack Obama
Centrist dads who were fuming about Boris Johnson’s wallpaper being real quiet on this smh my head
Starmer’s new mistress just dropped
I misread “klarna” as “kamala” and it still kinda works
Liberals have this weird thing where Putin has to be trying to rebuild some historical faction that controlled Russia (or territory near it) in the past, it’s really weird. Guess it’s the result of terminal pop culture brain.
Gonna touch grass for a couple of days, looking forward to all of the news kicking off while I’m gone
I like the image of Cheney watching 9/11 with his foot up on his desk like Danny DeVito taking bong rips in Always Sunny
Y’all can call me Tony Soprano the way people talking about 9/11 makes me want to hit them with an ice tray
Punished “Venom” Zelensky
They must be, they sell “Literally a Communist” earrings for £24.95
This is anti hot couch guy discrimination
So glad that the Tories are out and The Adults Are Back In The Room
Unsure if the cops in the UK are as trigger happy.
No but only because they don’t usually have guns (yet)
Mysterious Capitalists vs Strange Communists
Thank Materialism for Karl Marx and his scientific theory, the Russian SFSR is the home for dictatorship of the proletariat
Lenin opening the door to Stalin like, “Finally, someone normal!”
One of the most banally harrowing realisations about this era of climate collapse is that we’ll still have Uber Eats drivers making less than living wage having to work during it.