Must be tough finding out that you married the village idiot

What a wild two sentence combo.

he shared “a conspiracy theory about soap on our foods” but wouldn’t say more, as he felt he was being watched. They went to a Chipotle,

Chipotle was where I first learned about cilantro tasting like soap. I said something like “it tastes like they didn’t rinse the soap out of a bowl or something.”

Cyberpunk fiction did not prepare us for the tech dystopia being utterly embarrassing.

If you believe in Spiritual shit at all, the only relationship you should have is with your straitjacket