Lmao america isn’t real, americans don’t exist. It’s all just an elaborate prank.
This shit is so surreal
When Baudrillard wrote Simulacra and Simulation, the best example he had of Level 4 was Disney World. He had no idea that that was just the US getting warmed up.
I’ve said it before, but despite being a bit of a revisionist, baudrillard was a prophet of the 21st century.
I honestly don’t understand how fictional media can exist anymore in the western context. How do you create something unbelievable in the world we live in anymore. It feels like we’ll have to just turn all media into slice of life because the only real fantasy is to live in a world where nothing happens
I think it’s why everything is capeshit now. In order to make something fictional in a modern setting there needs to be magic or superpowers or something to make it clear that it isn’t real.
It actually makes fictional media easier to make right? Things are normal and work the way they should except this one weird thing. That’s high fantasy now.
Man Kind is on the ropes here john its not looking… What’s that? What’s that music? OH MY GOD ITS CHARLIE KIRK’S WIDOW!!! I CANT BELIVE IT!
The right is getting better at comedy
My husband’s dead :(
MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK! BAW TO THE DANG TO THE DIGGY DIGGY UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
Someone needs to make a cut of this song played over the video, so the pyros start right at the “KIIIIIIIIID”
I kinda respect that she said she forgives the shooter. All of the other speakers were trying to farm outrage to promote right wing political projects.
Her speech was a more traditional Christian speech. Like she actually knows the Christian lore. “Forgive your enemies” is a classic christian trope.
I’m not saying she’s a good person. She was the enabler of Charlie Kirk and now the CEO of TPUSA. Obviously not a good person.
Pretty easy to “forgive” someone when you know the justice system is gonna try to kill them. She’s full of shit.
she forgives the shooter
how could you not, tho?
Why settle for 50% of assets in the divorce when you can just watch your spouse get merk’d and take the full 100%?
I wonder if we’re gonna see more of this. Christian Family Men™️ getting popped and their wives being very forgiving and Christian
Honest to god yeah. She doesn’t ever have to have sex with Charlie Kirk again
Kirk getting shot was the best thing to happen to both her finances and her career. At this point anything coming out of her mouth is just to make herself more famous and set herself apart from her corpse husband. Now that he’s dead she has full chud permission to be a girlboss without any of that pesky “be subservient to your husband” bullshit.
The fireworks are to celebrate her promotion. I wouldn’t be surprised if she asked for them herself.
I’ll do ya one better, I celebrate his actions
I don’t because forgiveness means nothing coming from her. She can forgive all day long and then the alleged shooter will get the death penalty anyways or spend the rest of his life in prison. The forgiveness would mean a lot more if she also didn’t get to relish in the punishment.
Did she get booed after saying that?
Is this real?
It’s such a surreal feeling to ask. At first I thought it was real but then considered that it must be a joke. Then got irritated because satire is dead. Now I think it’s real again but I just don’t know.
It’s real…
extremely am*rican headline
Man dies:
Pyrotechnics vendor: so I’ll put you down for a Superbowl halftime order and a 4th of July fireworks crate? We accept cash, cheque and Bitcoin. If you also need industrial strength smoke machines, my cousin runs that business and I can get you a 5% discount (valid until next week).
What about some air horns??
I could not write a satire as good as this shit
Lol are they gonna do this every time one of them dies from fascist infighting? 😅
Getting megachurch vibs from this.
It’s called supporting women.
Name one woman in your life that you wouldn’t light off millions worth of fireworks for in the event of their husband’s untimely passing.
Unironically, I think that in the unrealistic event that you had the money to spare to do that which couldn’t possibly be allocated to any better purpose, you’d only do that to someone evil dying, right? Like how do you light off fireworks and act like it doesn’t have the context of celebrating?
is this… is this from a real thing that happened?
Coward stands behind a bulletproof barrier, real wives of Kirk let Jesus take the wheel.
Claims to worship God, hides from judgement
Scrolling the comments did not ease my swelling misanthropy.
Us former evangelicals have been trying to warn you all…
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
These people hate Kirk more than I ever could, and not for lack of trying on my part.
