10 year old me:
30 year old me:
10 year old me:
30 year old me:
“Are you sure, doc?”
The doctor pulls out his Smith & Wesson and turns the boy’s brains into meat confetti.
“I am now. 800 bucks, please.”
When did we stop lusting after Judy Hopps?
Posting a video of you roasting an unidentified roadkill over a disposable charcoal grill during a gender reveal party was not okay, dude.
Damn, even breakdancing has become gentrified
Trigger warning: white people food
To me it sounds like an americanisation of the Norwegian surname Sørbø.
It was pretty common for norwegian migrants, if they had an Ø in their name, to just remove the dash and make it an O.
I’ve seen yanks named Odegard instead of the proper Ødegård, and ulvoy instead of Ulvøy, etc.
Harley Theyvidson
Scandinavians have a long tradition of brewing moonshine.
You can easily get a 4 liter plastic jug of homemade vodka for less than what a 0.5 liter would cost in the store.
Lmao, none of them are younger than 45.
When you break the pasta in half before you boil it
Gematria, but for Das Kapital.
SHIT. But still a good chance he’s an incel.
The force is not treating the incident as terror-related.
My bet is on him being a white incel, or whatever the zoomer equivalent is.
Kind of weird that Japan is so unaccepting of transgender people when “otokonoko” and lesbian relationships are so common in the media.
Or maybe I’m doing a mistake by thinking anime gives an accurate presentation of japanese culture.
Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.
“Has the economy gone woke?”
Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.
You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.
You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.
Yup. I’ve said it before, but Norwegians take russia-hysteria to a whole other level.