

Yeah I’m over here wondering the same thing. $200 is multiple bottles of single malt scotch. Surely you can stick to some box wine and vodka that comes in a plastic bottle, rather than going through 5 bottles of Glenmorangie 10 if you wanna get blitzed?
$200 is like…major anniversary dinner (10 or 25 years together, for example). Dropping $200 on a first date seems a little too tryhard.





I do this a lot with libs and they think I’m some kind of genius.
No, I’m really not that smart. You’ve just been trained wrong by capitalism. On purpose. As a joke.