We live in a post truth reality pick your favorite explanation and go with it. Extra credit for anyone who agrees with whatever the cops say.

i swear the play now is to offer up every possible option so everyone can come to their own conclusion and its just another thing to create a wedge

list of things ive heard so far

• groyper
• dsa guy
• apolitical guy
• liberal who doesn’t know whats going on but is really angry
• republican with a slightly different idea of what fascism means to them
• israeli sniper
• bored hunter
• trans person

pick your favorite brainworm and just go to town on facebook you cant be wrong

just to clarify after reading the list, im not suggesting trans people have brain worms im saying if you’re already jumping to conclusions you are the one with brain worms

To further illustrate my point; everyone on planet earth assumes it was a political killing which is probably true but without a lick of evidence it could be a guy Kirk cut off in traffic or some shit.

that was my first thought, first of all idk why anyone here is taking what the feds are saying at face value but even if you do it’s also possible for a gryoper to cosplay as a leftist.

the only truth here imo is nobody will ever truly know what happened

“wait wait hold on guys i thought dark humor was just the PC term for racist jokes”

cloudpunk loosely meets these requirements and is also very good

My man was dead on impact jesus

Please be Larry David

Forgive my ignorance here but what does “codify” even mean? I’m sure the criticism of democrats here is warranted (I am not defending them at all), but when the fascists are pissing and shitting on every law and social norm we have, all this legal jargon just sounds like nonsense.

There is always a card up a sleeve, some antique law cited. The “No-Takesies-Backsies Clause” was overturned because some dickhead found the “Writ of Nuh-Uh”. It’s was written on piece of parchment and is barely legible. It conveniently fell out of a dusty old tome in the Library of Congress last week and yet somehow it carries more legal weight than any other document on Earth.

Even worse, now the Republicans in a lot of cases are seemingly just skipping all the preamble and just going straight to the “fuck you please die” part.

scab down

“No rice, no spice”

is this just white people racism in the way i imagine it is?

only forbes could write an article titled “Why New Yorkers Voted For Public Grocery Stores, Explained” where the only quoted new yorker is a billionaire grocer with a link to fox news

ffs, please leave your apartment for two seconds and talk to people, literally anyone. a couple of “I’M TIRED OF PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR BREAKFAST” would go a long way but i guess i dunno what i expected from forbes

“Anything over 60 seconds is considered work avoidance.”

I used to work in a call center just like this. I’m fairly certain many call centers operate this exact way.

They track you to the literal second. The calls are automatically piped to your phone, so as soon as one call ends the next one is in your ear immediately. So basically if it is busy you get 8 consecutive hours of customers in your ear, with the only downtime being your breaks and however much time they deem sufficient for using the restroom. If you get an irate customer and need a second to breathe, you better not need any time to piss that day. It is hell.

I don’t know many jobs where there is 0 time for bullshitting or standing around a water cooler. I made it 6 months before I thought I was going to go insane.

We already had a problem, the democrats could’ve figured this out when they started arresting students and teachers during the Biden admin. They were too busy navel gazing and tut-tutting to understand the A to B. You’re correct, they will absolutely fold, they stand for literally nothing.

I’m shocked we don’t see more cases of delivery drivers being shot by the people they’re delivering to

Isn’t delivery driver in the top 10 most dangerous jobs in the US? I’m pretty sure cop doesn’t even make top 10 lmao

12 years ago

jfc

“Two Types of Leftists” A leftist and and, checks notes Vaush.

“Everyones gotta eat” i say to myself as i bulldoze a childrens hospital

It fucking kills me that the NYT is basically the de facto source of news in this country. Its the on ramp to a shitty worldview for well meaning but politically unaware people.

The New Orleans Police Department said in a statement that “law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges in this incident.”

I feel like a lawyer should just be able to walk into the courtroom and read this statement and just win by default.

At least we had this king