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bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

It slaps tho

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It slaps tho

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bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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  • rosco385@lemmy.wtf
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    Struggle?! The ol’ Bunnings snag is a delicacy!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      A good Australian partaking in holy communion at the church of bunnings on a Sunday.

    • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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      Except its a sausage not a hotdog

      And they’re $3.50 in Darwin

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    But…that’s the best thing tho. Toast the bread, add some lettuce, and some chilli sauce and mayo, it would be a good meal for me.

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    Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread? I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

    • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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      What software is this?

      • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world
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        Blender

        • irish_link@lemmy.world
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          Yep.

      • irish_link@lemmy.world
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        Yep, 2 min in blender. I really could have made it better but it’s to make a point about a hot dog on the internet.

        Free, amazing, and cross platform.

        https://www.blender.org/download/

    • frog@feddit.uk
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      I have done this. Cutting it in half creates a flat surface so the bread isn’t thinner in one area, the gaps are all condiments, and it prevents the hotdog from rolling out.

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    I grew up poor. Hamburger bun, hotdogs bun, sandwich, toast, garlic bread, cinnamon toast, 🍞

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    I mean…why not? buns are dry AF and bread is moist and doesn’t break in half when you fold it.

    bread is the OP win IMO.

    bonus, you can eat two packs of hot dogs on a single loaf of bread.

  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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    Wonderdogs!

  • TauZero@mander.xyz
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    You guys can afford sausages?

  • WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world
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    Unpopular opinion, but I got used to eating hot dogs growing up with regular sliced bread and I might even prefer it. The bun/dog ratio is good. However, I know it’s more bread and is contradictory, but Danish hot dogs are my favorite.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    “It’s the same thing”

    -mom

  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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    It fits better diagonally

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      That’s what she said

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      First thing I thought when I saw the picture.

      Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don’t soak through the bread.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    IMO thats not even a struggle.

    Real struggle is when you don’t even have a hot dog so you just make a mustard sandwich. That’s what my childhood was like.

    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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      I could get ramen for $0.11 each if I bought a pack. I lived on that for months. A hotdog without bread or condiments cost more. A hotdog was fucking luxury.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        shiiiiittttt…they didn’t even have ramen when I was a kid. know what we had? spam and beatings. don’t eat your spam? ass beat and go to bed hungry and crying. and you were LUCKY to get government cheese on that fried spam.

        damn…I really want some spam now. 🥹

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          I got spam and beatings as a kid. The ramen was when I moved out at 17. It got better by the time I was 20.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        RAMEN, you say?

        • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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          Something something rolled up newspaper.

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    Replace the hotdog with regular sausage (cooked on a barbecue), and you’ve literally got Australia’s favourite weekend food. Onions (also barbecued) and tomato sauce optional.

    • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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      Did you know that over here in Perth the bunnings sausage sizzle comes in hot dog buns?

      • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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        Do your democracy sausages also come in hot dog buns?

        • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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          I think there might be more flexibility there, but certainly all the ones I have seen are in a bun yes.

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            I have actually seen people do sausage sizzle (at backyard barbies) onto a burger bun before—you break the sausage in half and it fits really well. But never a hotdog bun. How interesting.

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        wtf Perth

    • AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Onions are absolutely not optional and this is a hill I am willing to die on

    • 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zone
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      And they say Australians have no culture smh

      If you want the ultimate feed, buy a half loaf of bread and cut it horizontally for the biggest sausage in bread ever:

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        This is blasphemy, it’s wrong way on the bread

        • 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zone
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          As long as you arent putting your sausage in others peoples bread, you can put your sausage on your own bread however you like. We’re in currentyear. Non-standard sausage behaviour is perfectly acceptable now.

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            Except veggie sausages, no one likes those. And the ones who say they do are just lying and they know it!

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              Nah, I’m all about inclusivity. Every sausage sizzle should have veggie and gluten-free options available, even if I myself am never going to have them. I bought gluten-free sausages by accident last time I bought sausages, and it is definitely not as good.

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      The rest of the world is so adverse to the idea of using bread, it’s crazy. It’s the same cheapo white bread inside either way and who wants all that extra dough of a roll anyway, bleugh.

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        adverse

        Technically here you want “averse”. But it’s weird how both those words even exist.

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        For america in particular it probs doesnt help that their bread is extremely sweet.

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    Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.

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      I put down a slice cheese first, that seals the bread from anything wet, like sauerkraut or condiments.

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      Hotdogs wrapped in a tortilla are awesome, especially while camping. Saves soooo much space compared to a bag of buns and can’t be squished so easily.

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      Depending on how you define tortilla, this is the default way in Norway. At least when I was a kid we grilled and ate them like this with ketchup, mustard and crispy onions, can recommend.

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    When I was a kid this was just how you ate hotdogs at home. Chili dog was an open face sandwich.

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    These mfs don’t know the struggle til they’ve tried hotsauce bread AKA HSP

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      The struggle isn’t real until you’ve had a nap for lunch & went to bed early for dinner.

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