The left half

Fellas, fellas! I’m preggers! 🥳

I fear it might not last the weekend tho.

What are they hiding from us?!

😬

Figuratively me

These symptoms might actually be related to the 12k mountain trail run I did yesterday after work, and I’m pretty sure the bleeding is because I got scratched by a spiky bush, but you cannot be too careful fellas

The only reason I haven’t bought it yet is because I will lose my job due to absence if I do.

Fingers, and how more is always better.

Wise, but executed for being annoying.

But at what cost?

You could do a comb-over

That’s actually just the tail skin that it shed when it entered.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

You need to add ‘ese’ to the end of it.

1. Slight lean back

2. Expression of baffled disgust

3. Quietly: “The fuck?”

Cuts deep

As long as you comply

Is the following trade deal of interest to you?

Can’t figure out how to make chain signals work

Alpha males are mostly harmless unless you ingest them. Beta males are more dangerous, but a layer of heavy clothing can usually protect against them. Gamma males are extremely dangerous and should not be approached, especially if you’re holding a flathead screwdriver 🪛