One day you released the latch on your 5-1/4 floppy drive and removed the Prince of Persia diskette for the last time and didn’t realise.

Yielding is a woke liberal socialist concept

“Someone is going to be gravely injured unless you intervene…”

The void calls ceaselessly, child.

Forget horny jail, dude needs to go to horny supermax

Measure time only by the worn-out office chairs you work through

Imagine him reading these letters at you with full unblinking eye contact.

Fanny blaster

Only one way to find out

Flosses in disgrace

I loved driving a van because it was fairly slow and had no rearview mirror visibility so I could not see or give two fricks about the dude tailgating me with 17 nanometer following distance. If I brake suddenly, their radiator eats my tow ball and I barely notice.

Also because you’re up so high, visibility is really great, but everyone around me assumes I can’t see shi, so when I indicate and start to come across, they GTFO of the way.

I drive a small car now and I point the rearview at the ceiling so I never have to look at the guy following me, stresses me out.

Her own, or his?

And the whole world smells like cigarettes and leaded gasoline

No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.

We don’t use O rings because there’s no ‘O’ in “Hitler”

Australia no joke a pint is about $14 and a cocktail is about $20.

Whoops, long term studies show it turns the host into a zombie after 4 years.

Original or hot n spicy?

Robbing a bank

Hands in the fucking air! X

“YOLO” ✓

Goose farming