You get used to it, especially when nobody cares. Walking into a corner shop in nothing but shorts is pretty Sus in a city in winter, but if it’s a hot summer day and the corner shop is near the beach, it’s fine.

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Me

Also me

Milk

You don’t agree with this?

What is comedy?

First time I changed the oil iny car, aged about 17, I put in about 10L then got fed up because it still wasn’t filling up all the way to the fill cap.

Ah, red falcon, I don’t miss you.

Comedy is subjective

Your time draws near.

It’s a shower thought

What kind of maniac takes another man’s milk hostage?

Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

laughs in Western Australian

For you, it was a life-altering event. For them, it was Tuesday

Hand the curse down to some other sucker

“My own worst nightmare”

(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)

😊

The main problem is the two power poles constraining the space, and the lack of council space from property boundaries.

But a peanut shape will fix it. 90 seconds in MS paint. Civil engineering degree plz.

There’s a similarly weird roundabout near me, we call the peanut, or the bean, and it works fine.

It’s just like a regular roundabout undergoing mitosis