

"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
Melania did a better job during contract negotiations and only has to make 3 official appearances per calendar year.
Also, she’s an illegal immigrant and is afraid to leave the country because Trump won’t let her back in.