The trolley is driven by AI, and is used to transport bottled water for Nestle…

Looks like I gotta go boot up the Packard Bell & get Notepad.exe from my Windows 3.1 install…

You’re at the top of the bell curve!

The Machine started paying people’s bills and they thought “Well maybe it’s not so bad…”

Except everyone is doing a bad job, because the standard corporate holds you to is the work of 10 people for 3% of your current wage.

Don’t forget that distance is somehow different on water, though.

Sugar, cake mix, and corn syrup!? Better add a pinch of salt (to taste) to balance out all that sweetness!

If we’re picking celebrities to run, I nominate Tom Morello.

The answer to that is yes.

Also, there should be demons with twisting tentacle titties.

The little sprouts in Pokemon that you had to cut were pretty bad, considering the flaming death I had since 10 minutes into the game…

Wait. Are you telling me that it’s not normal to constantly have 5 unfinished tasks at any given time?

Ah! Looks like you made the mistake of “getting things done” which has now caused you to have extra work for the same amount of pay…

You’re going to have to cut your losses and find a new job to fix that one.

Terrifyingly large, I’d say.

It left

Tentacle Demon Titty Twisters

I checked… This isn’t a real game (yet).

I’m slightly disappointed.

potato guns.

That’s obviously a Glock…

His only legacy is a stupid meme format where someone will point out that the guy in the meme was a fascist jackass Everytime it gets posted.

Change my mind.

I think that’s Rusty Shackleford.

Well there’s a memory I wasn’t expecting to be unlocked today!

I saw a picture earlier of some guy they said was the shooter & in custody, but then heard that they didn’t have anyone.

If you just say ‘American’ do you get both as one selection, with Texas BBQ & Southern Biscuits & Gravy as a bonus?