The masks wear out over time. The rest of the lizard people don’t like her and won’t give her a new one.

Boot Loop - ties someone’s shoelaces together

Because IT people are smart enough to ask for payment up front.

There may have been “other factors” that were not legal in my state at the time contributing to my pantsless genius…

I’ve used my jeans as oven mitts before.

First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are… Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!

Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.

Now there’s 2702 billionaires to take out…

A dog would simply think:

“ATTENTION!!! HAPPY!!! YAY!!!”

or is that just the furry morons I deal with?

Upside down bible

Studies show that an attacker with a knife in hand has the advantage over someone with a holstered gun from as far as 21 feet away.

I learned about Arch from memes.

I run CinnaMint.

I’m attempting to normalize “CinnaMint” over “Mint Cinnamon”

I waited a year after release before I got mine, and I should have gotten it day one. It pretty much goes everywhere with me, and I already had a Library of games thanks to years of Humble Bundle purchases.

Games go on sale dirt cheap constantly as well. If I never bought another game, I probably have a solid 10 years of things to play, but I have a bad habit of buying bundles because there’s 1 or 2 games I want and I end up with a dozen for “free.”

I have emulators from Atari 2600 to N64 installed currently, and they all run well. Haven’t tried any GameCube+ emulators yet, but I don’t think it would have a problem. I’ve seen videos of people running TotK with a better frame rate than on Switch, but I don’t if that was “out-of-the-box” or if they had to tweak things.

Either way, it’s a damn capable device for the sub $300 it’s on sale for right now. (Base model, of course) I’ve been thinking of upgrading to the high end OLED model.

I don’t know if a Switch 2 would get me to move away from my Steam Deck.

I get the feeling that the Borg would think they had won, but it turns out the Zerg Hive Mind infested the Borg queen, so now the Borg are Zerg…

Fediversians

Now there’s a memory I didn’t know I repressed…

Plugging it into the TV & playing Jackbox games where everyone uses their phones as a controller is a great party trick.

Exactly. He gets the team of “six months to retirement” agents, not the roid-raging chads.

That’s the catch though. You’re opponent has to be prepared for your vanilla 1/1 nothing to become a lethal threat to their creatures, or beat in their face.

This card will suck removal towards it because of potential, instead of anything it’s actually doing.

Every time there’s an xkcd that I don’t get, it leads me into a research rabbit hole of discovery.

I enjoy being in the Lucky 10,000.