- Cum 
- Guinea Pig. - Cuy! 
- Friggin delicious. 
- Dang and I thought I was original. - Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food. 
 
- Ass. - Username checks out - Happy cake day! 
 
- Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig - It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make. - Mini Wheeks 
 
 
- He’s called 30mgGummy?? - 40 minutes later, how you doing pal? - I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now. - I’m in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don’t eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too. - Not sure why but a lot of peops like to take too much. I sold pot for 40 yrs and towards the end of my sales days cannabis was getting much stronger. Customers would complain. They would not understand when I say roll smaller joints or take less puffs. Go figure. - I got a feeling you and I used to pay $10 for a “dime bag” and would be lucky to get a full gram after picking out the stems and seeds. And a whole blunt would get us as high as two puffs do these days. - Edit to add: it’s about time to get that butt stuff exame. I know, I’m not looking forward to it either! - Yup, don’t forget the bug egg packets if it was Mexican weed. - Those were just what they call terpenes these days. 
 
 
 
 
 
- I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol - I don’t see it as a frowny face but now it’s smaller :) 
 
 
 
- Look at cute little Ibuprofin! 
 
- Antidepressants - Nice 
 
- Ass is a terrible name for a pet. - deleted by creator 
 
- Guinea pig. - Found the Peruvian. 😅 
 
- His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed. 
- Your mom - 👌 
 
- You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’? 
- Don’t call him ass 
- Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans” - It’s been 5 minutes - Beans and Cornbread 
 
 










