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2·4 hours agoThis isn’t their first time around the Congressional Carousel. Every 20 years they get awful enough that they get the attention of Congress, who has to have a Congressional Dog & Pony Show®, and posture and bloviate, then everything goes back to business as usual.
When I was a teen, the local movie theater became known as the location for the most car thefts in the city. Next to the mall there was an on ramp that led to three different highways, so by the time they came out from the movie, their car could be two hours away in ANY direction.
I always drove jalopies, so my car was always safe.
4·13 hours agoElderly enough.
How old does she have to be for this to be a genuine atrocity?
Nah, we have to deal with our own MAGA problems first.
He meant Maniacal.
2·13 hours agoThat naming thing with a lower case “e” is so Naughties. That’s as out as “i.”
Electronic DNA.
28·13 hours agoI get my porn from illegal download sites that aren’t interested in age-verification.
Like all Prohibition Policies, this is only going to push people toward more illegal outlets, which demonstrate more morality than the legal ones.
It’s for the CHILDREN, you COMMIE!
Don’t admit that, having the right quip at just the right time is more important than the original source. Just take your accolades, and stroll away.
They’re in Athens, GA? That’s a really nice college town, home of REM and the B-52s, great restaurants, etc. It’s one of my favorite places to visit for business.
Why does MAGA have to show up there and shit all over such a nice college town? Stick to your shithole cities like Boise and Salt Lake City. Leave nice places like Athens alone.
Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.
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1·14 hours agoSure, that makes sense. It has nothing to do with men playing with each others’ weiners.
Ooh, do North Korea next.
Every 20 years or so, it is revealed that LiveNation is a truly shitty company, everybody agrees on that, and then we all go back to business as usual.
The only reason that this particular “investigation” is happening is because a bunch of politicians got their asses reamed by their spoiled daughters who were demanding Taylor Swift tix on her last tour, and the politician parents found out how much tickets cost these days.
Until Arthur Prostate made his big discovery.
That’s what makes it hot.
And your bulldog wife, too.