Knock knock

“Madam, are you the person that (checks notes) buys a four pound power tool online? Yes? And lets her kid play with it? Uh hm?”

How the fuck is that interaction supposed to end?

I see what you did there.

I’ve ridden horses for years, but I don’t mind eating horse.

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel more kinship with cows than with horses. Cows are fairly intelligent, like regular pack animals. Horses are afraid or everything all the time, it’s exhausting.

Of course I eat some cow every now and then, but if I had to choose, I’d eat horses. They’re not as worthy.

“This is dallas eliza, how does landing make you feel?”

It’s like: “I’d like 5 snow to go, please”
“How much? Ill have you know that in my days, snow just fell from the sky, for free!”
“Stop laughing, it’s true! People even hated it.”

What? Looks clean to me.

Right. These days, in most of Europe you have to order your snow online and hope it doesn’t melt in transit.

It’s not tough at all. You know how beef tastes like beef? It’s like that, only horse.

“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”

Just a few more months and you’ll be 75!

It has been for ages, like, “my shirt is washed, I should hang it to dry”.

It’s so edgy.

Fucks sake, just when we were starting to get people to move to Linux!

It’s more than famous, it’s infamous!

Paranoia is always underground, you just need monsters.

Buy one RAM and you get two GPUs thrown in for free!

Pas con, du coup il suffit de bien viser.

Ça manque de “hop”, mais c’est quasiment ça en effet.

It’s also unused, as far as I know.

I’m always very annoyed by technical tools that stick to US spelling and that will consider “colour” to be a syntax error. I sometimes set up aliases to get rid of those.

But then, wouldn’t it flop tothe floor? It makes no sense!