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2 high agency males going at it
I legit thought this was a parody of this kinda guy and the post was entirely about dudes fuckin. I was also forgetting about the spat going on between trump and elon in that moment. As a context-free shitpost it was really good.
Turns out it’s neither gay nor parody, and I am disappointed.
I bring shame upon thee Shallot
He totally wants to watch Elon and Trump fuck
I enjoy how they all have to mention the genitals of the people involved.
Two big guys with big balls and big dicks just swinging and colliding in the public forum. Just extramasculine frotting and docking, This is what being a big man is all about. It’s a big locker room not a government. A locker room where big men with big nuts are sword fighting and they’re doing Ghostbusters, oh yes, they’re crossing streams. This is what really happens behind the man curtain.
It’s not gay
Tag-line.
These types of guys continue to remind me of this:
So like, I’m gay for actually admiring women?
Cool
If you don’t do the bad shit to women then you’re not. Are you not-all-mening us now?
Wait, someone actually wrote theory about this? Why wasn’t I told? Do you know how many words I had to string together to describe something so obvious because I assumed absolutely nobody had talked about this??? (Aside from Andrew Tate lmao)
You can’t do this to me!
Also the whole penis as a weapon-thing from Will to Change inevitably comes to mind. These types of guys imagine their bits as some sort of front-bearing swords and have an entire theory about it. It’s hilarious.
Oh woe is me with my hidden from sight bits that make me communicate indirectly.
fuckin’ Joey “The Jabroni” Marinara, the keeper and diviner of the most masculine of sauces.
MANnarinno
“How men with testicles spar”
Haha, hahaha, hahahahahahaha. I can’t with this shit.
I was briefly envisioning sumo style sparring where they lob their massive balls at each other in an attempt to force the other from the ring.
All I could think about when reading this was flatworm mating
(bonus snail mating)
I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Link 1:
Link 2:
think phallocentrically waltuh
No more half-masts, Waltuh
It is ironic how chuds are against Postmodernism when that’s the foundation of their ideology. Marxism is a modernist philosophy: it has concrete definitions and focuses on the scientific method. Postmodernism rejects not only Modernism, it rejects the concept of rules and definitions altogether.
So when a Marxist uses a word, they mean a specific definition with a history of understanding behind its meaning. Postmodernists, on the other hand, make up random ass shit word salad like “high agency males,” where the listener is free to infer whatever they want.
Postmodernity, Baudrillard said, is the condition in which the domain of reality has become so heavily mediated by signs as to become inaccessible in itself, leaving us entirely in the domain of the simulacra, images that bear no relation to anything outside of themselves. This hyperreality is presented as the terminal stage of simulation, where signs and images become entirely self-referential.
High agency males phallocentric communication alphas betas
You ever think if Baudrillard was a high-agency male?
You could argue that Baudrillard was a high-agency male before the concept even existed.
Is traditional male conflict being a couple of pissbabies online and airing each others dirty laundry in public? Is this what the greeks would have wanted?
Some of them, probably, yeah. They were greeks. If we brought back Socrates nowadays he’d probably be Tim Pool.
This is 100% what the Greeks would have wanted. So much of Xenophon’s Anabasis is just Greeks calling each other thieves
damn western civilization never stood a chance
Interesting choice of the prefixes phallo and gyno. In this dude’s mind the women are women, and the men are dicks.
Oh but when I try to initiate phallocentric communication, I’m “being gross” and “violating Instagram’s terms of service”
sniping at each other online like a couple high schoolers is the height of masculinity
It’s literally indirect communication, them not speaking face to face but vagueposting on their own platforms into the air
As always buttery males projecting
When I think of ex-bffs taking to social media to air out laundry and fight I think of school aged girls and not roughneck oil rig workers, by the way I have more respect for those school girls than I do these two bozos trump and musk.
crass
any high agency males want to directly communicate phallocentrically hmu
“The sun revolves around the penis” - this dude
this is just how real men compete in the marketplace of ideas
Phallo-Market of Ideals.
broke: dick measuing contest
bespokle: Phallo-Market of Ideals
Real alpha chads go tip to tip
Chad High-Agency Docking. Or C.H.A.D if you will. Give me a government office now.
Should’ve gone with “Combative”
The word the acronym represents inside the acronym is simply phallo-representative.
It is much like DOGE, but instead of being for purging ideologically undesirable elements it is intended to make the government totally not gay
Honestly, step away from the lathe because I think we’re about a year out from having a “Man-Whip” as an unironic position for making sure things don’t get too “gay” in the senate/congress.
But not in, like, a gay way
Phallocentric communication
Hog posting
