

They’re going to make soldiers get on various health supplement grifts, contract a bunch of manliness alpha camp counselor grifts, and then issue them Dude Wipes and other male-branded toiletries. Also if you get razor bumps you’re not allowed in the military so 






“The government would advance 75% of the total sum to the ____________ and then the __________ would repay the government, plus interest, over forty-nine years”
A) College, Student
B) Landlord, Serf
Pick the correct answer.
spoiler
B. Land reforms in Tsarist Russia. You can tell because the US government would advance 100% of the total sum.