The dead guy also signed a written confession, which was also mysteriously taken by Some Dude^TM

The cruelty is the point

The dog ate my knife

They know perfectly well, which is why they’re desperately trying to downplay his banderite sympathies with BBC noting that he “felt strongly about Ukraine”

Why do you hate progress?

It’s like when the parking ticket is cheaper than the price to park legally

Zelenskyivyvy is the savior of democracy, so he removed the burden of undergoing the complicated and confusing process of casting a ballot and put him, and thus democracy, in charge forever! Democratic peoples of the world rejoice!

Alberto Fujimori? More like Alberto Dead

Folks, we’re gonna do it. We’re gonna have a second, more beautiful and more perfect 9/11. It’s gonna be so wonderful we’re calling it 9/12. Part two folks, we’re gonna do it!

You need to vote for Kamala to save democracy, which is why we’ve simplified the process for you by removing the other candidates.

That’s weird, I thought Trump was the second coming of Hitler. I guess the Nazi armband isn’t far behind!

Qin Gang got involved in, and proceeded to try and hide, an extramarital affair with a reporter, which is a potential liability for state security. I’ve seen rumors in articles that the reporter had Western intelligence connections but nothing I can substantiate.

lmao WaPo ran all those hysterical fearmongering articles about every Chinese person in the US being a seeseepee spy and that’s why they need to be banned from universities, now that China cleans house it’s bad?

I can imagine the paragraph if nothing had happened to him:

It was not an uncommon occurrence in the totalitarian regime: leaders’ missteps were suppressed and censored, and consequences are entirely unheard of. It’s an environment that Cracker McCracker, director of the Adolf Hitler Institute for Democracy, knows all too well.

Oh no you’re setting a precedent for them to silence leftists! Surely we will never be silenced if we fight for the rights of the fascists!

WIR WOLLEN TOTALER KRIEG!

The writers had the gippity write the script for them

WIR WOLLEN TOTALER KRIEG!

Euros got a lot of practice right after WW2 of insisting leaders had no idea what their underlings were up too

“Thank God it’s only being used on those subhuman savages!”

Well now that Uncle Sam has turned off the money faucet and is redirecting resources to focus on his own creaky imperialism machine, they seem to be lining up to sacrifice themselves out of a belief that they’re allies with the USA in a fight against totalitarianism or whatever and not a wholly owned subsidiary currently locked in geopolitical debtors’ prison.

Literally operating on an entirely separate plane of existence. I’m so used to discussing actual things on here that I’m shocked to see “totalitarianism” treated as a meaningful concept that’s at all relevant to anything.