Two big guys with big balls and big dicks just swinging and colliding in the public forum. Just extramasculine frotting and docking, This is what being a big man is all about. It’s a big locker room not a government. A locker room where big men with big nuts are sword fighting and they’re doing Ghostbusters, oh yes, they’re crossing streams. This is what really happens behind the man curtain.
Wait, someone actually wrote theory about this? Why wasn’t I told? Do you know how many words I had to string together to describe something so obvious because I assumed absolutely nobody had talked about this??? (Aside from Andrew Tate lmao)
Also the whole penis as a weapon-thing from Will to Change inevitably comes to mind. These types of guys imagine their bits as some sort of front-bearing swords and have an entire theory about it. It’s hilarious.
Oh woe is me with my hidden from sight bits that make me communicate indirectly.
I enjoy how they all have to mention the genitals of the people involved.
Two big guys with big balls and big dicks just swinging and colliding in the public forum. Just extramasculine frotting and docking, This is what being a big man is all about. It’s a big locker room not a government. A locker room where big men with big nuts are sword fighting and they’re doing Ghostbusters, oh yes, they’re crossing streams. This is what really happens behind the man curtain.
It’s not gay
Tag-line.
These types of guys continue to remind me of this:
So like, I’m gay for actually admiring women?
Cool
If you don’t do the bad shit to women then you’re not. Are you not-all-mening us now?
Wait, someone actually wrote theory about this? Why wasn’t I told? Do you know how many words I had to string together to describe something so obvious because I assumed absolutely nobody had talked about this??? (Aside from Andrew Tate lmao)
You can’t do this to me!
Also the whole penis as a weapon-thing from Will to Change inevitably comes to mind. These types of guys imagine their bits as some sort of front-bearing swords and have an entire theory about it. It’s hilarious.
Oh woe is me with my hidden from sight bits that make me communicate indirectly.
fuckin’ Joey “The Jabroni” Marinara, the keeper and diviner of the most masculine of sauces.
MANnarinno
All I could think about when reading this was flatworm mating
(bonus snail mating)
I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Link 1:
Link 2:
“How men with testicles spar”
Haha, hahaha, hahahahahahaha. I can’t with this shit.
I was briefly envisioning sumo style sparring where they lob their massive balls at each other in an attempt to force the other from the ring.