Real sex has never been tried
AES is me and ur mom
actually existing sex
where do people work that this needs to be labeled nsfw
Technically the whole bear site NSFW because I can’t have my boss knowing that I’m a communist
hello i work at the volcel factory
i thought you worked at the shid, fard, and doodoo ass factory
I’ve got two jobs because hustle culture
where do you work that you get paid for looking at sex memes
edit: hexbear not beating the labor aristocracy allegations
i work at the sex meme store
I used to have to mop up jizz in the bathrooms of a grocery store, so
Is that the factory outlet for the dick sucking factory?
designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices
Braver than the troops
It all depends who you do it with. Sex is dialectical.
Best take tbh
If it’s done right somewhere between the bottom two corners of course
Tee-hee you said bottom
I think the top is actually the synthesis of the left and right, and the left and right are in a dialectical relationship. 🤔
Ooooh tell me more about dialectical relationships
On the one hand we have sex as a loving, romantic, close relationship. This is in direct contradiction with sex as being violent, animalistic, and egotistical. Yet they are both equally true opposites, the dialect between them is sex. Hence, sex is sex.
Definitely more towards the bottom left corner than anything else. Honestly, sex is what you make of it.
Nobody better be MAKING any sex here!
Sex is fun but have you ever played video games with a person of your preferred sort and had both a little romantic tension and good teamwork? 10/10
this is the most perverse thing i’ve ever read on this site
ANTI-GAMING POLICE!!!
a person of your preferred sort
It’s valid for people not to have preferences too
Personally I’m not fussed, insertion sort to quicksort is fine for me
Yeah, I was trying to be inclusive with the language but i could not quite find the best practice.
Sex is when perfect silent coordination in overcooked
You just described me and my primary’s co-op Baldur’s Gate 3 save. Half-orc ranger, forest gnome druid; we’ve got a straight man/funny man dynamic going that feels like bard-and-rogue but two steps to the left
The left one fr
I’m going to got with “no investigation/experience, no right to talk”
This post is illegal and I expect it to be removed imminently
Idk about all that, but my partner and I just did it minutes ago and came at the same time. Not here to contribute, just wanted to brag.
Congrats on the sex
Thanks!
bottom left with maybe a little bottom right as a treat
The sex-havers are in there!
Set blasters to full, men!You’re gonna blast me? Kinky
We all deserve this tbh
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Fourth corner, sex is illegal
Volcel Police!!
The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
hits blunt It’s about categories man, it’s ontological bro
Are two people who are comfortable with touch but who don’t fuck never going to have full 100 percent closeness with each other? Is sex actually sex without an orgasm? At what amount of friction does it become sex?
Seems like sex isn’t just sex, sex is instead what I’m not having
At what amount of friction does it become sex?
Mormons have entered the chat
oh shit I brought it upon myself
