the rule of reactionary projection says these libs are the ones with the kink. i mean who cares enjoy yourself, but please libs, we do not all need to know about your presidential piss fantasies

designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices

an overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock’s psycho

this way he can commune with the hive living in his computer case

many people tell me they don’t notice the bump anymore and that my head looks completely normal

assholes

ear wax variations

this made me imagine an earwax phrenologist

qwantz trex has had it coming for a loooooooong time

An ICE spokesperson confirmed to Documented that HSI’s Citizens Academies are still ongoing across the country. Similar initiatives are implemented by other law enforcement agencies, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), the spokesperson said.

somehow the already very alarming headline was burying the lede…

thank you i was too angry to do legwork

“critical support” to cops putting themselves in between desperate people and the means of their survival, especially in rural areas of red state gun-owning america

godspeed you! *BRAAAP* emperor

cishet men? no

“cishet” eggs? oh you betcha

Nice.

No, that’s Dianetics. Dialectics are a type of computer hardware from the 90’s that uses the telephone network to connect to the internet

careful with that stuff

mangoes, mangoes, mangoes mangoes mangoes

look, there’s the pope, he’s been blessing some apples

too many yes men from the studio forcing every little thing lucas thought up into reality. there should have been somebody to balk the first time he said “what about a child queen dynastic political intrigue plot in our pg space action movie series marketed for kids”

do you see, this junkard slave

isn’t even old enough to shave,

but he can use the force, they say

ahhh do you see him, hitting on the queen,

though, he’s just nine, and, she’s fourteen,

yea he’s probably gonna marry her, sooomedaaayyyy~

my onionbrained reflex just said versus No It Won’t

fun fact Stephen King’s bionic knee is a containment vessel for a piece of Akira, if he ever steps out of line they’ll blob 'em