The mango vape? Ah yes that shit is bussin respectfully, sir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn’t allow it in our apartment, though, she’s trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind?
*inhale*
Fuckin fire, sir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind.
Oh wait, just one more thing. I thought you’d find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fucked up, but there wasn’t any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. *clue noise*
If I’m being deadass with you, sir, you’re starting to seem a bit sussy.
*amogus x columbo theme*
Well, I’m just copying from Gianni Matragrano who was reading a 4chan post.
Can someone please explain what “mommy girlfriend” is about or why young guys refer to their girlfriends as “mommy”? Is it that the girlfriends take care of them, or they’re older, or financially support them, or is it a big booba thing? I’m so lost, I don’t get it.
I feel like referring to a girl as “mommy” would never have flown during my 20’s.
its just a reversal of girls calling their bfs daddy. youre basically on the money. i think its also playing with traditional top/bottom roles in m/f relationships.
why the cishets gotta be this way
the gays are calling each other mommy/daddy as well I assure you
Much cooler, uncritial support =)
I don’t think non-Anglos call their bf “daddy”. Seems more like some Anglo weirdness.
I don’t know if that’s true, papi.
Anglo moment I assumed there would be related analogues in other languages, huh…
i just want someone to love me
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Oh no I just hit a mango vape before I read this and now I feel lame.
amazing
I miss mango juul pods. Juul became cringe ever since they got rid of all the good flavors.
The sheer density of the
Who need they Kamalatussy ate?
omg me!
kamalussy, surely
Death to America
This was painful to read, physically.
what a terrible day to be literate
pokemon go to the
I don’t know who created bussin, I just know my former boss opposed it!
i mean “maximize our joint slay” kinda hits to be honest I might start saying that
Slaymaxxing on my anti-immigrationpilled arc
I was already saying it.
is it fundamental freedom to get healthcare while poor?
Biden come back
People who understand this aren’t old enough to vote
Wow I didn’t know that I could actually physically cringe