GO HOME AMI, AMI GO HOME!

It’s interesting how we have a comment in this thread referring to this person as “she”, another as “he”, and another as “they”.

That is both rootin’ and tootin’!

I feel really foolish that it took me at least a minute to realize that by “I did not give up Target and Taco Bell to live in a dictatorship” that the intended meaning was “I didn’t move to the Zionist Entity for the colony to have specifically this leadership”

Like I could glean that this was a Zionist protesting Netanyahu, probably the judicial reform specifically, but I just could not mentally connect “giving up Target and Taco Bell” with “leaving Seppoland”… Because like why would Target and Taco Bell be the two things someone would miss most from Seppoland? Like even out of the treats. Fuck me I remember such fond memories of visiting Seppoland, like feeling my soul leaving my body as I walked through an endless labyrinth of plastic junk and high fructose corn syrup; or waiting in line to order low-grade slop to reduce my life expectancy, while the guy in front of me had a “Let’s Go Brandon” Three Percenters t-shirt on, and there was just a straight-up police SUV in the parking lot outside. Ain’t that something you could just get soooo homesick for?

Is “jerkass” a good compromise

I prefer “dingus” over “shithead”

O-ho-ho, but it’s not a certain geometric shape, it’s a certain geometric shape with a certain color!

Actually I prefer quaving zint, or grumping crunt if you will, snurging blick even.

I doubt it, but I’m also not gonna die on this hill

“Eretz” can mean “Earth” or indeed lowercase “earth”, but it can also mean things like “land” or “country” or “region”, so it’s not exactly accurate to say that “Haaretz” means “The Earth”, really the intended meaning is “The Country”. In Modern Hebrew “Haaretz” is an informal way of referring to the Zionist colony, so I’m pretty sure that’s what the newspaper is named after. It’s really not that different from the DPRK naming its official web portal “Naenara”.

That’s tripwang!

I was going to say “when the crocodile is on a diet”

“You, citizen, come with me.”

I have no idea what word it is, can we play hangman?

I get what you’re saying, but how many men in the porn industry can you name at all?

Honestly the history of pornography does sound like it’s probably a very interesting field of study, given how much about a society is revealed by its porn. Like if I found someone’s handwritten journal of 150 year old erotica I would probably say “Whoa, sick!!”

Gi meg en båt, jeg er klar

Dividing Palestine into 24 sectors centered on al-Quds like that insane map of the “Central European Union”

“Some damned foolish thing in the Levant”