today’s apple is brought to you by the letter worm
that apple is running debian
I thought apple ran their hardware on FreeBSD.
Anyway I just hope it’s from the stable branch. We can’t have the apple crashing all the time, it’ll get brown spots.
Jfc they’re putting protein in everything these days
They even copyrighted it
That’s how you know it’s got Vitamin C!!!
Running Debian on Apple, very cool!
Ring worm? Hahah.
I’ve seen that episode of Titans! That’s a demonic serpent trying to get to Sebastian Sanger so he can become Brother Blood and resurrect Trigon!
Looks an awful lot like insect damage.
You know what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Cancer
Finding a worm in your cancer?
I’m not sure. Could be that the worm activates the immune system and draws immune cells towards the generally more immune suppressive cancer
Finding cancer in your cancer worm?
Oh shit
The Holocaust.
Finding a worm in your brain?
Finding half a worm in your brain.
Nah that just gets you a cabinet position
No, that gives you a nice job in the us department of health.
Finding a worm in my tequila?
Nah, that’s a score
No, that’s a mezcal.
Is mezcal not a tequila?
It’s not, actually. All tequilas are a type of mezcal, technically, but not all mezcals are tequilas. Authentic tequilas never have a worm in the bottle, only mezcals.
Liquor semantics, haha.
Huh, Til. I like both then, even though I don’t really drink anymore.
Looks like a worm to me.
Disclaimer. I am neither a worm nor apple expert.
Eat it and you can become head of health decisions in your country!
Even if I have no background in that field or medical training? That seems impossible.
Dang, if you were a worm you probably would know
I love that you’re still making dinner for me, one last time
Yes I would. why is it so controversial?
WRONG insect damage doesn’t start with C
Cinsect Cdamage?
Actually this looks like frost damage
Wrong, Frost doesn’t start with C
Well frost = cold so C
correct,.Cold starts with C
you know what else starts with C?
Cookie
Cookie damage? Unbelievable what we have to put up with
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me
You sure that isn’t a worm? Worm and the apple, like in grade school?
Debian on a Macintosh?
There is no reply more perfect than this reply.
C is for apple
Why is this misinformation getting upvoted? This is clearly short for “Cripps.”
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
Edit: I’ve been downvoted by an infidel. JIHAD! For Shai Hulud!
Bi-la kaifa
Tool guitar riff intensifies
This made me chuckle.
