Who’s on first, Not on second, and not who’s up to bat
Who’s on first, Not on second, and not who’s up to bat
Don’t let anyone ruin your day
It’s your day
Ruin it yourself!
Yea, ill take a s’morphine
*kicks me in the chest
And this is Sparta
Getting pegged currently, im so pegged out right now
Unrelated but I was reading the user manual for a mini chainsaw that I got secondhand, and one of the selling points was “women friendly”, which I found kinda funny
The manual was pretty clearly translated to English, and had plenty of other stuff wrong with it too
As usual, nobody’s having sex with me 😔
No height, just a very old couple
You guys are getting sex with your math?
Yummm, fruity pebbles
What happened when the last kitten doesn’t get adopted
Russian state media has previously reported that the military was building an arsenal for storing missiles and other explosives there.
Uhhh, Russia you know you can lie about this, right? Like you don’t need to announce the location for military targets
This is why I can’t work with the TV on. Hell, even podcasts are dangerous for me
Gonna be honest, I usually make my backstory like 2 or 3 sessions in, that way I get a feel for the character and can do something that makes sense. I usually start off with a rough idea, but I like incorporating themes from the story into my background
“Who”
Sorry we don’t allow fowl language on live TV
May I see it?
They forgor 💀