I like my gyro controls with extra tzatziki and no tomatoes.

you mean set their homes ablaze while they sleep because of an alleged terrorist Hamas cell in the basement?

Praise Satan

Stuff the envelope with the rest of your junk mail.

I like to just mail the letter they sent me back to them in the envelope they sent, usually with a stick so it doesn’t bend and costs more due to hand sort

Yes? I am not sure I understand what is making you upset. I am not saying kill all the pitbulls, I am saying stop dog eugenics and let dogs just be dogs and love the animal that comes out. If that means that we stop having access to purebred (inbred) Pugs, so be it. Mutts are just as good doggos.

I agree in the sense that some dog breeds aren’t necessary and are actively unhealthy for the animal and the breed should be allowed to die out removing the ability for people to be owners of those breeds, and therefore ownerless

Is it antisemitic to be sad?

Well this is awkward…

I clearly remember, as a Democrat, voting for the Supreme Court Justice… that lied and said they wouldn’t do the thing they did. That is why I also voted to impeach that Justice.

Are you telling me that box that was taped to the wall coincidentally above the trash can was a lie and that I as an individual have no power in this decision of Roe v. Wade repeal?

I used to read it but it kind of went left field at some point in the story and I lost track of it, then gave up.

“Oh yeah guys. We bombed a place so we could kill some people, but we accidentally killed some other people… again. Total mistake, we thought we learned the first 100 or so aid workers, but nothing could possibly have been done to avoid their mistake. Really though they were probably Palestinians in disguise, maybe” - Netanyahu probably

Do they find me as attractive as I find them? I’m pretty sure I think my wife is much cuter than she thinks I am.

My first trip to Florida from Ohio I was on a tour at Kennedy Space Center. When I got there I noticed all the people in jackets, it was 65F, I was perplexed. Now the opposite is also true, I hate weather over 80F, too dang hot.

No doubt, it is just funny to be that passenger rail is so out of fashion in the US that most of the population things the rails simply don’t exist, when they clearly do, in droves even. They are just privately owned and rarely shared.

The United States has more usable rail miles than all of Europe combined. But it’s limited to freight traffic only. Amtrak has to lease time on the rails, which is why it’s pricey

Where is the central vacuum system?

I looked up the University of Cincinnati’s finances once because I never realized they were public. I think UC owns non-liquid non-realestate assets somewhere in the 30billion range. They still ask for donations, despite the fact they could give free education to every student for multiple years.

You’re going to be on a list soon

Hey Turkey, can you stop funding Hamas it is being really counter productive to my funding of IDF.