Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

Out of the two of these people only one is actually a billionaire :)

That’s gotta chap his orange ass

https://youtu.be/-sOSr7n_8YU?si=FUWflWdjkXGddcch

Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it

Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember

There is no damn way Trump doesn’t have blackmail on all these people

This conspiracy theory is bullshit!

This is like, my favorite movie ever!

Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!

This hurts more than it should

USA: First time?

That shits just hurtful man, I offer a bespoke fear experience, terrorists are just amateurs with bombs.

There is! Come on in and pick it up!