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The end of democracry
2028 presidential run confirmed? Pelosi/Biden will be unstoppable. So much experience.
It’s her turn
How will I know what trades to make
The title makes it sound like they’re sending a blade runner after her lol

It’s too bad she won’t live, but then again who does?

It’s her turn

brace?
god damn they’re allergic to leadership development.
Damn they’re going to have to wind down all the ETFs that track her insider trading
Look. I get that democrats are a sham through and through and are more akin to the American Tory party.
But it’s still uncanny how the alleged party that’s better with young voters is the least resistant to passing the torch to the next generation. CHUD boomers are somehow better at knowing when their time in the spotlight is rightfully over and passing it along for a new generation of CHUDs and bringing their fresh ideas of how to spread evil to the table.
I think mitch begs to differ?
I think whatever is left of “Mitch” begs for death while the demonic buyer of his soul pilots his body. You can see it in his eyes sometimes. The Mitch down in there, like when you turn off the lights at night and your reflection in the kitchen window goes away and you saw someone else in the window. Like that. Just in the tiniest flashes.
I’m only saying “don’t let the door hit you on the way out” because the impact would shatter her bones. It would be like hitting a sleeve of saltine crackers with a ping-pong paddle.
“I’m saying the door should hit her on the way out”

I maintain to this day that they used dark Nazi magic rituals to keep Paul Pelosi alive after being literally massacred into bits by a fucking hammer
It’s that brief intersection of capitalism, imperialism, and fascism where they have fucking unbelievable medical treatments that can cure most known diseases and injuries and we’re going to find out about it 10-20 years from now once the collapse is in full swing and the thin veneer holding up American civilization crumbles
End of an era :( . Who will performatively kneel in kente cloth now before going right back to trying to kill as many bipoc people as possible, both domestically and abroad?
The time for Debbie Wasserman Schultz to rise from the ashes has come. She is a spry 59 and could easily reign for 30 years.
“You couldn’t live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.” - Schultz / Obama 2028
when do you think the democrats will try to run a ChatGPT clone of a dead or near death dem and pretend it’s the same as them continuing on and also pretend this is fine and not fucked up techno necromancy
bracing my liver for the incoming champagne

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Prime of her life
Its Pelosover
A pelosinner in Hellosi evermore
You mean she’s not going to decay into a skeleton in full view of the public?
taken from us too young





















