robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]

i guess they have been bothering with pretenses but they’re so transparent it feels like they don’t.

if you’re really sure you’d finish your degree you could get another 100k in debt and then leave the country forever

if you want me to support a troop for public office they gotta do something like this instead of getting a nazi tattoo and working for blackwater

that’s too many vowels

a sock?

nobody to meet on apps, nowhere safe to be around people in person

real.

i’d say death to america but they’re spreading it amongst themselves

i voted PSL and all it got me was yelled at online by people who can’t count

people below the poverty line in the US would see an increase in standards if wealth was redistributed equally. a few rich guys really disjoint the mean from the median here.

the san andreas stories we never got could’ve been about his mom being a black panther. definitely trust a scotland studio to write that story.

i lost one for months only to find it again under my bed at the perfect angle to be behind the leg when i’d look down there, like doctor hibbert’s thumb covering the crayon in homer’s brain xray

it’s because the combat (and magic) systems are incredibly shallow and bare bones. the roots of TES combat are some poorly communicated nonsense where you have to touch colliders and then it rolls some dice to see if you actually hit

projectile motion is much harder to fuck up

i pity the fool who isn’t a fisher of men

in general that sort of thing is just cashing out the equity in your car because of the wear and tear on it. money you “make” from it now is essentially money you’ll be out when you sell it.

sounds like grounds for his lawyers to call for a bad court thingy

looks like a minvan in the picture

can you move it?

shame it’s only now

that’s very funny, but light mode is no joke.

probably could’ve hidden in a drop ceiling