At least when he calls out his teammates and asks, “are you fucking blind?” he’s actually qualified to make that diagnosis, and possibly even correct it through surgery
“LionOfDamascus can’t play for shit and should just quit the game already.”
Someone get this man a Twitch channel.
Okay what’s he playing though?
My Little Pony Island, Mass Effect, Disco Elysium, and China: Mao’s Legacy
One of these things is not like the others…
China: Mao’s Legacy
How is that? I’ve seen a few comrades recommend it. I’m not super into Maoism as an ideology, but I do like strategy games and I really like “political simulation” type stuff, I tend to judge games’ quality by “can you do something inarguably communist”, and I do enjoy Maoist paths in such games as a thing to do while cuddling my stuffed panda.
^ Picture of my gaming buddy. His name is Comrade Cuddles. He’s a Maoist and very sectarian. He’s lucky he’s hug shaped.
The game is a Nostalgames (formerly Kremlingames) classic. It’s a bit more complex than “Ostalgie: The Berlin Wall”, but far easier to manage than “Crisis in the Kremlin”.
All their games essentially put you in charge of a late 70s to mid 80s socialist country and from there on out, you manage it yourself and kinda steer the course.
You make decisions based off of popups where they are kinda multiple choice and a few (/a lot in “Crisis in the Kremlin”) menus for stuff like the economy, diplomacy (a world or regional map where you click on countries to make decisions like trade deals or (re)establishing diplomatic relations, tough both are also done through popups from time to time), seeing statuses and a few political tabs where you can influence the dynamics within your CP and with other parties, as well as laws and such.
In the case of “China: Maos Legacy” there are a few paths you can tread:
- Radical Maoists, I.e. the gang of four. Essentially continuing the cultural revolution, but without excesses and learning from previous mistakes. This can lead to you changing to a "1937-USSR-style constitution, or just keeping the old one.
- Conservative Maoists: I think in-game their leader Hua Gofeng, you phase out the cultural revolution and essentially just try to follow the “Two Whatever’s”. Like staying with State Capitalism or switching back to a proper planned economy (can lead to a "1924-USSR-style constitution or 1976 style or just keeping the old one)
- Moderates: Chen Yun and the idea of the “Birdcage”, moderate liberalisation without excesses
- Reformers: Deng Xiaoping 'nuff said (though you can influence stuff like Soviet relations. like in none of those paths you are really forced to adhere to them strictly) (idk about this one in terms of constitution)
- Outright Liberals: idk who is the in-game leader. But they obviously favour full liberalization in all spheres of society
The difficulty of even getting to these paths can vary a lot.
I’d recommend you start without any DLCs though, as they just add content (read: complexity) and make the learning curve even steeper.
They have been really ironing it out with their latest release (a remake of the 2017 “Crisis in the Kremlin”) but in general their games have a reputation for a certain jankiness and rough edges here and there. But let me tell you, it is so worth it do actually go through with it! And they have been taking good care of their older games recently, so it should be an easier journey.
Their games are some my most played on Steam and collectively I have like 600+ hrs in them I think.
They also teach you a lot about historical contexts and various personalities of their respective regions and time or rather enable deeper Wikipedia rabbitholes (in my case).Ooh. That theme’s basically the Ultimate Political Game in my book. Definitely interested in giving something by them a try, then.
It’s one of those games that I bought thinking “someday I’ll have the time to play it”, then after starting it up and having no idea what i’m doing AT ALL, it has remained pretty untouched
Oh. Same as me with HOI4, then. Played it once, had way too much fun as a fascist state, haven’t wanted to touch it since.
Surgeon simulator
how old are his kids? maybe fortnite
The lying, fake lamestream news not reporting what he’s playing
Assad Twitch stream when
please 🥺
OK but what games and how can we start playing with him?
He plays Guild Wars 2 with me actually
I saw someone recruiting for an explicitly communist guild on there recently. The Red Vanguard I think.
Stalin doesn’t need a necro though…
You’re talking about Red Star Vanguard (https://www.rsvg.org/).
I’ve been really considering putting in an application but they are pretty discord-heavy from what I’ve seen and a guild that requires you to have one is a no-go for me even if they are the most based guild in Tyria.
yeah fuck discord I’m never using discord
I’m too casual for a guild; I’ll go on for a few weeks at a time then crawl back to Genshin when another cute guy comes up on banner.
I just finally started the End of Dragons content, despite missing various random stuff before it. That’s the worst part of GW2’s otherwise super-tame monetization: it’s a pain between expansion packs snd living world stuff to actually buy the entire game in one cost-efficient chunk.
I just finally started the End of Dragons content, despite missing various random stuff before it. That’s the worst part of GW2’s otherwise super-tame monetization: it’s a pain between expansion packs snd living world stuff to actually buy the entire game in one cost-efficient chunk.
Yeah, I actually JUST got back into it since launch because I saw an ad for the upcoming expansion that mentioned a sale & when I looked it was like $40 for the first 3 expansions plus all the Living World seasons, which after paying that much every 3 months for FFXIV and getting a far more shit experience despite being a veteran of 11 and longtime fan, I felt like it was worth the price of entry. Surprisingly when I booted it up and logged back into my account I had 4 level 5-10 characters on their 11th birthday so I got a bunch of leveling boosts and whatnot, yay. Can’t remember why I wound up bouncing off it so hard though given I did play GW1 as well (but on Steam
so I don’t get any of the GW1 legacy bonuses which PISSES me off. ArenaNet you can surely find the account info for any steam user why can’t I link them together)
I would say the most annoying part of my GW2 experience thus far though is the fact that I miss Monk and the Hero Point system not being account wide but nearly everything else (masteries, wardrobe, bank, wallet, mounts, etc) is. Like yeah I know there are HP trains frequently run by people so it isn’t hard to get 250 points for each specialization, but man I wish you could switch them around because I don’t WANT to do another train to unlock Chronomancer/Mirage but I do want to try Chronomancer support…but then again I have a ranger I wanted to do HoT with (my idea as I bought the expansions and committed myself to playing through them was to like, get a feel for the classes I had selected for characters 11 years ago, and thankfully I made a Sylvari Ranger so I was like ‘yeah I should do HoT with him’ once I got through the core story and realized what HoT was shaping up to be about; until I realized I wanted to play a druid but I would be damned if I did a HP train) so either way I will complain lol.
My elementalist is so fucking ugly I dunno what the fuck kinda weed I was smoking back in 2014 when I was going through making these characters but I basically wound up with a ‘default human #1’ looking ass elementalist. Why did I choose human for an elementalist anyways and a Asuran Mesmer?? Why is the Thief I made asuran as well am I biased against the asurans?? (i’m biased FOR the asurans tbh it has been very funny to me hearing my mesmer get increasingly more fed up with the world and people in general. I’m like 30% of the way through Path of Fire and every time he opens his mouth I’m like ‘yeah I would be fed up with this dumb bullshit too’. Rytlock, buddy, if I could do it you would be sent to Taimi’s Rata Novus labor camp…)
what is Assad’s opinion on recent Minecraft updates? Will the End update ever be real?
so thats who keeps beating me in the uma musume champions meet
I guess he is living in the gamer gulag right now in a way.
hes playing hoi 4 modern day mod and trying not to fk it up again
“Okay, we need someone to go capture the enemy flag. Who must go?”
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he one time made an analysis about video games where if you kill enemies more continue showing up, my guess is that he plays doom or wolfenstein style games
wait, imagine how crazy it would be if he was playing Syrian warfare
Need to find his handle and platform to do shenanigans.
I see no problem with this, unless he’s a fake gamer girl who plays mobile games.
spoiler
I’m kidding, by the way.