goodnight to all you fucks who are going to sleep but I will, of course, be up

I wish I would have just studied humanities or something.

you and me both lol. Nothing worse than thinking about how I could’ve just been a librarian earning just as much money I currently am if I hadn’t let my friends convince me I’d be broke for life doing library science…L L L L L L L

Greta if you’re under duress to browse Hexbear by Thordros, please DM me and I will get you on a train to freedom.

SHE DOES YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE COMRADE

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as someone whose body also goes “you must sleep for 18 hours straight anytime you feel bad” I get it.

my parents & PCP both instilled the nose and mouth dual swab back when the rapid tests came out to me but unfortunately I either am just covid negative (lucky) or the tests are just too old. Will get a PCR tomorrow

REAL. I’m still testing negative on the covid tests I am still going through from the last time I got some free ones (and thus I am pretty sure they don’t detect the new strain) but I am convinced this is what I have because my entire body is sore, my throat is still raw from vomiting every other hour Tuesday night after bed, and I keep coughing.

hey i think your card expired over 40 years ago…may be time to get a new one

Mewing is a face-reconstructing technique that involves keeping your tongue on the roof of your mouth to change your jawline’s shape and that is what the kids are doing.

once again confirming my belief that horse people should be ostracized look what you’ve caused

MARKDOWN SUCKS

ok now how do i do an in-line spoiler thanks

unironically i love state/county fair food specifically because it caters to my disgusting tastebuds/probable ED. why yes, i would like a deep fried anything that is basically 2/3rds of my food pyramid anyways

#1 in my head and by default. Can’t count the number of fucked up bugs I’ve discovered & tickets I’ve written at work but unfortunately, I have turned into #2 after hearing shit like “sorry that ticket is probably never going to be looked at by engineers because they’re all busy trying to get some dumbass feature no one wanted pushed out during this sprint” time and time again.

that’s cool i’m glad i got a monkeypox vaccine like 2 years ago when it was first a concern among gay men so i don’t have to wait for the inevitable slow rollout in the US. don’t tell me it is a new strain and disrupt my serene state of mind thanks!!!

Xiaopang is a trained actor. Our show tonight has simulated scenes where Xiaopang may seem like he is in distress over getting snitched on, but rest assured he is not.

see here: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1823978465605115905/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/DJMVdgCbt_6xx0MU.mp4 & https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1823978607754244096/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/cVkjMkZWpZ7yEvzo.mp4 (I was gonna upload them but Hexbear said ‘excuse me’ so take these direct video links)

I’d argue they’ve had numerous nazis in office before Starmer but go off.

i would honestly fuck up two words in even in a normal cadence leave us ALONE

The Secret Service officers nearby