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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • “Us versus them” politics are asking for a complete washout on the international stage.

    In the end, when the shit hits the fan, are you going to align yourself with the country that makes All the Things, or the one that can’t even pass a budget? COVID proved that it wasn’t just good-times, low-stakes gridlock: even existential crises weren’t enough to get America to cooperate and discipline herself.

    If real life were a survival movie, we’d be getting to the scene where the secondary characters decide whether to follow Grandpa Sticky, who’s in the midst of full-blown dementia and was at best a vaguely racist philosophy professor when lucid, or the 22-year-old trained soldier with a fully stocked supply line. And we’d be throwing popcorn at the screen and deriding how terrible the writing is.









  • I always figured this was a very effective way to deal with the wealthy who would scream about appropriation in the early phases of a social realignment.

    They’ve done experimental communities for dementia patients set up to look like normal towns, but the shopkeepers are all staff, and the busses loop back at the end of the run, so there’s the tools to constantly monitor the patients and make sure they don’t wander away, while they feel like they have the dignity of independent living instead of an obvious rest home.

    Do the same, but also make sure they’re on a captive network where they can pull up fibbed bank and brokerage statistics that tell them everything went up 15% per year, and staged broadcasts that says everyone is properly turning to face Wall Street and pray to the Line eight times a day. They’d never need to realize their assets had been nationalized years ago, they just think it’s permanent springtime in Jackson Hole or whatever.

    After things take over, and they no longer hold influence or aspirational leverage, you release them back into general population. “Sorry, Elon, those numbers were faked, here’s 200 roubles and your assignment in the cobalt mines.”




  • The mafia has infested law enforcement too.

    I accidentally took the wrong streetcar when visiting San Francisco and ended up in the Castro.

    They put a boot on my gender and had it towed. Apparently I have to pay $450 plus $85 per day storage to get it out of impound. I said “forget it” and they crushed it into a cube.



  • I sort of wonder why the Dells and HPs of the world outlasted the second-tier manufacturers like Tiny.

    They seem to do a lot more custom engineering (custom cases, bespoke mainboards and PSUs, weird designs to skimp on cooling or power delivery), but even at the “we’re ordering an entire shipping container of boards” level is that really cheaper overall than just taking an off-the-shelf mainboard or case and outting your own sticker on it?