Interesting if true.
i think itd be pretty cool to be alive when a sitting president dies. regardless of who it is.
Maybe a few, so we can compare
the Year of Four Presidents is still possible!
We can think bigger. Trump dies, Vance chokes to death on a hot pocket the same day. Chuck Grassley becomes the oldest president ever and a stiff breeze takes him out. 5 presidents in one year.
Chuck Grassley
“I’m 91. I’m 91. But I’m strong as the day I started workin’ in congress which was 19 and 81. I think Iowa was on the wrong side in the war that happened a couple decades before. But the Union won. What can ya do? Trump - God bless him saved us. Anyho - but I feel as tall as the corn in those days. Firm. Young. Tall! Corn. A man could like corn in special ways. Not like now with woke. Corn tall as the barn. Nothing better. Nothing bet—” And a slight breeze knocks him over. He falls in a strange way right onto his head.
An onlooker says “Is he dead?”
“I ain’t dead.” He proclaims. But right then he dies.
Might be the funniest last words
Vance chokes to death on a hot pocket the same day.
That’s how I wanna go
you forgot about Mike Johnson
The Presidential Porn Accountability Act of 2026
Apparently.
I’m still not yet convinced he’s in immediate danger though. Yeah he’s 79 and unhealthy as shit but he also (unfortunately) has some of the best medical care on hand imaginable. I have a relative a year older than him who has heart failure and she’s still doing well 4 years after diagnosis. Kissinger lived over four decades with heart failure.
These old pieces of shit have a way of living practically forever unfortunately.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
If he did get extremely sick all of a sudden this is the main one I could see.
Comrade COVID is a loose canon, but he gets the job done
I want to see them try to hide that Trump has had an obvious stroke for the next 3 years
God that would be so funny. “Well you see, when the president said the words “hoo blagh?” He was asking about Building Legislation: American Greatness, and with BLAG we’re going to raise funding for statues of Ashli Babbitt and pay for it by fining people who fall asleep on public transit”
I want to see Joe Biden and Trump debate again if so
That’s where the conspiracy theory of children’s adrenochrome comes from. What’s ha ha hilarious though is we do know the rich get blood transfusions from child athletes and all sorts of other sketchy AF medical assistance
Daily reminder that donating blood is healthier than receiving it because it’s one of the only ways to reduce heavy metal bioaccumulation
Im metal as fuck
What are the other ways?
big magnets
I hope they come out with an AI Trump after he croaks and make it the new president. It’ll be like “I love America’s pussy. It’s so big. And we’re gonna make it even bigger!”
“Very sad what’s happening in South Africa”
Trump after they try to merge him with Grok to keep him alive
who else is ready for MAGA to become a literal cult deifying the spirit of trump
become?
Are we going Warhammer 40k up in this?
new phase just dropped
Liquid
Not much changes, but we still deserve to see him die on camera
If he dies on camera like that Ukrainian nazi I’m gonna laugh so hard, the remixes are gonna be lit
I hope he pisses and shits himself in the middle of a state of the union and then someone slips in it, but like they don’t fall immediately and almost catch their balance
We almost got to, but some people just don’t know how to shoot for shit.
I can’t believe we were deprived of footage of his head being blown clean off
A good 5.56 at that range is a pretty devastating headshot, kinda pops like a watermelon. Smdh
I second that…
He’s a reality television star. It’d be oddly poetic if he died on TV.
I mean, it almost happened
There is still time.
That would be worth putting on pornhub.
he needs to be gone 1 more day so i can joke about him being jesus when he comes back
i’d say don’t give them ideas but i’ve already seen them do it
You’re telling me this for the first time.
This combined with JD Vance giving a Scheming Vizier quote has me interested…
maybe he finally touched the money one too many times
edit: found in that tweet thread lmao
I love/hate how many people are saying some variant of “touching the money” now
I just saw Trump wandering around the Waffle House parking lot
he’s getting regreased
Justin Trudeau ready to slide into Melania’s DMs to console her.
Pretty sure Melania will be celebrating.
Ngl already thinking through the implications of President Vance. 90% of the fascism still intact, maybe a couple incredibly unpopular policies rolled back?
the usual shit you’d see in a D or R admin would continue, the cartoonish supervillainy and clownish self-inflicted wounds would be harder to pull off since JD is like a charisma black hole. the direction would still be set by the various several bourgeoisie interests but the internal contradictions of their ad hoc coalition would be drawn into much sharper relief and give it a much shorter shelf life without the unifying figure of a barely warm and slightly damp bag of old mcdonalds that is donald j trump
maybe a couple incredibly unpopular policies rolled back
completely uncalibrated, Vance is more ideological than Trump. He will accelerate the agenda without delaying on account of his vanity. Vance admin will accelerate WW3 by 2 years
As an aside, if donnie high vis croaks he needs to do it before the half way point of this term. If he does, then when the jolly plump boy steps up it counts as a full term. If he kicks off after the half way mark, then JD could potentially hold office for 10 years.
There’s a non zero chance we don’t see trump until his death Feb 2026
Has anyone checked the roof?
Don’t cry for me Argentina / The truth is, I never left you
It’s true. It’s true. Believe me. Believe me.
I knew the Bluesky libcore would have posted on about this ad nauseam. And they didn’t let me down.
i don’t think it’s happening yet, but no one in the press corpse having seen trump for two days and him not even playing golf this weekend is… a little exciting
https://subium.com/profile/golikehellmachine.com/post/3lxlag3a2722n
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press corpse
The reality is spinning itself into being, showing itself through typos…
