We can think bigger. Trump dies, Vance chokes to death on a hot pocket the same day. Chuck Grassley becomes the oldest president ever and a stiff breeze takes him out. 5 presidents in one year.
“I’m 91. I’m 91. But I’m strong as the day I started workin’ in congress which was 19 and 81. I think Iowa was on the wrong side in the war that happened a couple decades before. But the Union won. What can ya do? Trump - God bless him saved us. Anyho - but I feel as tall as the corn in those days. Firm. Young. Tall! Corn. A man could like corn in special ways. Not like now with woke. Corn tall as the barn. Nothing better. Nothing bet—” And a slight breeze knocks him over. He falls in a strange way right onto his head.
An onlooker says “Is he dead?”
“I ain’t dead.” He proclaims. But right then he dies.
We can think bigger. Trump dies, Vance chokes to death on a hot pocket the same day. Chuck Grassley becomes the oldest president ever and a stiff breeze takes him out. 5 presidents in one year.
“I’m 91. I’m 91. But I’m strong as the day I started workin’ in congress which was 19 and 81. I think Iowa was on the wrong side in the war that happened a couple decades before. But the Union won. What can ya do? Trump - God bless him saved us. Anyho - but I feel as tall as the corn in those days. Firm. Young. Tall! Corn. A man could like corn in special ways. Not like now with woke. Corn tall as the barn. Nothing better. Nothing bet—” And a slight breeze knocks him over. He falls in a strange way right onto his head.
An onlooker says “Is he dead?”
“I ain’t dead.” He proclaims. But right then he dies.
Might be the funniest last words
That’s how I wanna go
you forgot about Mike Johnson
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