Finally some good news

I think they’ll try to co opt his campaign first, a la trump. I’m more worried about that than some gassed up weirdo assassinating him, though that is a real possibility.

Wawa

They used repurposed fire extinguishers to blast red paint into the jet engines so they were at least trying to do serious damage

Nah this one is good old fashioned industry lobbying

Now we just need a gambling debt addled football star to make a game winning dash to the endzone by shooting everyone on the defense. Then we’ll be all the way through the looking glass.

My credit score goes up when i carry a credit card balance. Maybe the US could try that.

Yeah or how to cope with parasitic brain worms

The government just doesn’t want to put labels on things. Let’s just have fun ya know. Maybe we’ll tarriff some Chinese semiconductors if we feel like it but also maybe not.

If this paragraph was a person I’d ring its neck.

Yeah the article is from May 6th of last year. I think there’s a video of him saying that part halfway down the page.

Based on the oscar consideration billboard I’d say this is in a pretty boujee neighborhood.

“I wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last platypus on Earth.”

Baste

I have (had?) a complaint filed with the nlrb. Gave an affidavit, went through all the steps. The attorney assigned to my case stopped returning my calls eventually. No communication, no explanation. Maybe I can check the website for the status of the case but whatever. I thought I had a valid grievance and they brushed me off. Fuck the nlrb. They are completely unnecessary at best and more likely a hindrance to a true labor movement in america.

My republican aunt who lives in FL posted a meme along the lines of “not another dollar in foreign aid until the hurricane damage is fixed.” Hurricanes about to get primaried in the midterms.

Movie Mindset was interviewing the director of Repo Man about how the Ghostbusters were struggling academics who turned into reactionaries after the success of their small business. And that the antagonist in the movie was the EPA?? I have to go back and rewatch it now.